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<a href="http:\/\/www.efinancialnews.com\/story\/2012-08-14\/investment-banks-face-an-arid-landscape" target="_blank">Arid landscapes</a> seem like the perfect subject for Dumbya.

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Last debate, I said Biden was giving him the "This fucking guy..." look. As far as opening moves, I suggest an arm-bar or a standing d'arce choke <a href="http://www.ehow.com/video_5..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ehow.com/video_5273988_standing-d_arce...">http://www.ehow.com/video_5... Shhhh, shhh, nighty night, Mittens...

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Ha. Grant's wartime steed was named "Jeff Davis".

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this is kinda OT, but that is an awesome wiki page and i just have to observe that teddy roosevelt had NINETEEN pets including a badger, a piebald rat and an unnamed one- legged rooster.

that must have made for some lively presidential events.

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More like W is hunkered down in a corner of the garage huffing aerosol paint cans. The gold coloured ones are best, or so I hear.

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He never was sure at which step you add the glitter.

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I agree, but would make an exception for hearing that he'd been renditioned to The Hague. With a black bag on his head.

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Nora's got soul and a natural ear, but that dog can sight read (the sheet music is "God Save the Queen/King" / "My Country Tis of Thee")

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John Adams had a dog named Satan... I think this is all the proof we need that 'merrica was founded on christian values...

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<a href="http://www.counterpunch.org..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.counterpunch.org/2008/04/22/bush-s-par...">http://www.counterpunch.org...

Scroll down to the second story

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I enjoy delicious kitty too. Um ... are we talking about the same thing?

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The architect of Monticello, founder of UVA, author of the Declaration, and owner of 200 slaves had a pet mockingbird named "Dick"?

That<i> is </i>hilarious.

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Dubya was the worst president except Buchanan (who whistled while America headed for cilvil war). At the outset of the Great Depression, Hoover at least held to the principle that market problems would be solved by the marker. When the Great Recession started, Dubya said "Quick! Write a check to save the big banks. Plus failed to keep America safe from terrorism. Also war in Iraq to show his Daddy who has a bigger dick.

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Poor Jeb. It's like when my stupid sister wrecked the car that I was going to get to drive.

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He should be agoraphobic, in that every time he goes outside, he <em>should</em> have to worry whether Interpol is about to swoop on him and whisk him away to the Hague. Alas, they don't seem to be bothered.

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