According to Wonkette operative "Stan J.," this horrifying billboard is gracing the skies of Spokane, Washington. There are just so many catchphrases here! Of course the best and most important one is "Constitution means freedom," a definition from a sign creator who obviously does not own a dictionary. But why are these seemingly unrelated things arranged in such a way? IT'S A SECRET MESSAGE, one that can be decoded by
The repeated references to rainbows clearly means that God is in favor of the homosexual agenda and by extension so is George Washington. Therefore Bryan Fischer of the Family Research Council is wrong: The homosexual agenda equals freedom, Pat Robertson sucks and so does that James Dobson guy.
I assume these "votes" will "save our country" from the greed and indifference of a Repubican majority. (Though I'll be Washington's slaves would have disagreed that the Constitution Means Freedom".)
All caps makes it a little shouty. It needs to be balanced out with some exclamation points. Other than that it's just plain fucking stupid.
Words fail, do they not?
Ummm, if went back to the constitution of the foreskin fathers, what makes you think Obama would even be allowed to live?
It's clearly sexy Jesus of Rock me Sexy Jesus fame (Hamlet 2)
Pretty sure it's Ted Neeley.
The repeated references to rainbows clearly means that God is in favor of the homosexual agenda and by extension so is George Washington. Therefore Bryan Fischer of the Family Research Council is wrong: The homosexual agenda equals freedom, Pat Robertson sucks and so does that James Dobson guy.
I assume these "votes" will "save our country" from the greed and indifference of a Repubican majority. (Though I'll be Washington's slaves would have disagreed that the Constitution Means Freedom".)
jesus looks like a team america puppet which means he's likely to get mauled by a small black cat.
I scored 127%