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OK, OK, we'll put away the chainsaw. What we do have, however, is this here hypertrophic pineapple...

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And it's pretty clear that Will wants the attention!

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Don't forget climate fraud!

When physical reality itself contradicts everything you're saying, screaming "Fraud!!!" is how you deny the existence of the facts. That's how the whole GOP turned into a bunch of howling conspiracy theorists.

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You nailed it, RB. Conservatives are preoccupied with the fear that every other person on the planet is out to rob them of their lunch money.

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George Will must have donated his brain to science a little early.

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George Will is <i>so</i> in the pocket of Big Rape.

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e) "Fuck George Will with the usual accoutrements".

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But was it a <i>legitimate</i> act of infidelity?

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George has always been living in the wrong century...on the wrong planet, and in the wrong dimension.

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I've got good news and bad news. First, the good news. You are absolutely right and have won the day. Now the bad news. You are absolutely right and we are fucked as a species.

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...and hard enough to make the dumbass bow tie spin and knock that constipated pinch-lipped expression off his face.

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The campus branch of the Young Derpublicans.

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Doesn't matter so long as the check for 48 Large cleared.

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This nails it.

Nothing outrages a fraudster like the thought that someone else might be doing what he's doing.

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Exactly.

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Being raped is one thing. What the GOP really objects to is speaking up about it and expecting the rapist to be arrested.

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