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<blockquote>i guess it's taken. </blockquote>

<blockquote>By Richard Cohen</blockquote>

Only up the butt, so ... still available?

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Fuckabees.

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Doesn't he mean "lying dildo"?

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Wait, "Huckabee" and the words "futuristic, sleek" do not belong in the same sentence. Or newspaper column or newspaper, for that matter.

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Answer that question and you'll have explained Fox News.

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Well, I love this line about some sociologists' research <i>finds a significant correlation between sexual restraint and emotional well-being, between monogamy and happiness — and between promiscuity and depression</i>

He even forgoes the obligatory "of course correlation doesn't mean cause" and dives right into assuming that promiscuity CAUSES depression, etc. Possible personal issues there as well.

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I got stuck at “sensible Americans”. Mr. Will has lost it.

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Thin? Really?

He doesn't even seem especially rigid these days.

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That's consistent with Repubican obsession with things inside of ladies. Like new Texas law requiring a transvaginal sonogram prior to an abortion, so the lady can see inside her own lady parts. Whatever happened to not wanting the government between a patient and her doctor?

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