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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<blockquote>i guess it's taken. </blockquote>

<blockquote>By Richard Cohen</blockquote>

Only up the butt, so ... still available?

102415's avatar

Doesn't he mean "lying dildo"?

PsycWench's avatar

Wait, "Huckabee" and the words "futuristic, sleek" do not belong in the same sentence. Or newspaper column or newspaper, for that matter.

PsycWench's avatar

Answer that question and you'll have explained Fox News.

PsycWench's avatar

Well, I love this line about some sociologists' research <i>finds a significant correlation between sexual restraint and emotional well-being, between monogamy and happiness — and between promiscuity and depression</i>

He even forgoes the obligatory "of course correlation doesn't mean cause" and dives right into assuming that promiscuity CAUSES depression, etc. Possible personal issues there as well.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I got stuck at “sensible Americans”. Mr. Will has lost it.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Thin? Really?

He doesn't even seem especially rigid these days.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That's consistent with Repubican obsession with things inside of ladies. Like new Texas law requiring a transvaginal sonogram prior to an abortion, so the lady can see inside her own lady parts. Whatever happened to not wanting the government between a patient and her doctor?