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<i>The person going through <b>the incident</b>, such as I was...</i>

So, let's consider his use of the term "<i>the</i> incident...", as if it's an inevitability. You gotta gun? You're going to have to go through '<i>'the</i> incident'. Sort of like every person, before being born, goes through '<i>the</i> gestation period'.

Considering his audience though it <i>might</i> not be inapt. I'd guess that the gun-humping assholes who listen to this show (just like the gun-humping asshole who's calling into it) are at much higher risk of being involved, inevitably, in an unjustified shooting incident than the population at large.

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Of course, it would require a prosecutor who actually wants to prosecute you, rather than being forced into by public opinion.

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Still rather live as a deluded Zimmerman than as the mother of a murdered teenager.

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Are you auditioning a new avatar for disqust?

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Hahaha. I think you posted a picture once. I'm amazed you've made it this far. (Although, as for me, the being white thing is helpful).

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I think I remember that song.

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"RWNJ media"

"big steaming pile of paranoid demented dogshit"

You repeat yourself.

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Tis the season...

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You want to purchase the "Witness 40" option, which protects aganst indictments.

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He would be perfect for the military. Send him straight to Afghanistan.

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"The Incident". A euphemism to hide his shame?

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“Hannity was the only person who “didn’t rush to judgment””

Must have been a different Hannity than that guy on Fox News.

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That insurance idea is pretty nifty! And given the number of unarmed black teenagers getting gunned down, there's probably group rates available.

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