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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or Paris?

I thought we'd always have Paris.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The Great White Dope.

(Apologies to the original - Gerry Cooney.)

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TundraGrifter's avatar

How about Kimbo Slice?

I Guarantee It!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Stand Your Ground is (probably) supposed to mean "you <i>may</i> stand your ground", but to some it means "guns solve all problems".

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malsperanza's avatar

Where's Michael Vick when you need him?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I am remembering the recording from the 911 call where he's screaming like a little bitch. I don't think this bodes well for his stamina in the ring.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"We haven’t discussed purple, yellow, white, black"</i>

In other words, he'll fight the Skittles this time.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Hopefully equally attention-whorey dumbfk Bristol Palin will fight him.

Doesn't matter who wins, as long as they both land <i>lots</i> of punches.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Geraldo "Travon was dressed like a thug" Rivera. Can there be a winner from two losers or does that violate the laws of physics?

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