George Zimmerman Opposes Racist Hate Crimes Now, Hooray!
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George Zimmerman Opposes Racist Hate Crimes Now, Hooray!
He thinks good
You have probably been wondering, ever since the horrible news broke yesterday, "Say! What does unemployable child-killer George Zimmerman think about the unspeakable killings of two young television journalists in Virginia? I am looking forward to his insights!" Happily, Mr. Zimmerman obliged a world that was waiting for his opinions on the matter, and took to the Tweetosphere, that we might all drink deeply of his wisdom. You will be astonished to learn that Mr. Zimmerman seems to have noticed that the murderer was black and also gay, which are really the only two facts that anyone needs to know. Oh, and also Barack Obama apparently approved of the murders, if he didn't order them himself.
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We checked, and as it turned out, President Obama actually did say that the murders were a bad thing. Then again, while he expressed sympathy for the victims' families and said the news "breaks my heart," he did completely fail to condemn the killer for being a black gay person who had it in for white people, so we suppose Obama really did miss the point.
Now, a cynic might almost be forgiven for getting the impression that this was mostly a ploy for media attention by the defective collection of humanlike parts legally designated as George Zimmerman. But let's test the proposition that Mr. Zimmerman is merely seeking to advance the public dialogue, so that we may better understand the significance of this horrifying event:
Ah! So it was a matter of timing! Shame on that divider. He was probably off inciting thugs somewhere. As it happens, Obama was addressing the murders at about the same time Zimmerman was complaining, but he didn't say the right thing about them at all, suggesting that somehow shooting people was a bad thing, when in fact black pansies shooting white people is what is bad. Zimmerman was particularly incensed by Barack Obama's traitorous use of math; the President had said, "the number of people who die from gun-related incidents around this country dwarfs any deaths that happen through terrorism," which may be numerically true, but also is only the sort of thing that would be said by an animal of some sort. Probably a racist animal, according to Zimmerman:
Damn, why is that Barack Obama such a racist baboon? Of course, Mr. Zimmerman wasn't the only rightwing hero who's had a several brushes with the criminal justice system to comment on the killings. Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza also had some witticisms to share, which we are certain expose liberal hypocrisy somehow:
Mr. Zimmerman continued his trenchant analysis of the President's obvious approval of the Virginia shootings Thursday, with this witty riposte to a thing Barack Obama said one time:
Yr Wonkette will monitor the Zimmerman situation as it develops, and we promise to let you know the minute that Donald Trump chooses him as his running mate.
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George Zimmerman Opposes Racist Hate Crimes Now, Hooray!
Everything moves when on shroom tea
Don't bother yourself too much...I watched the damned thing every single day and my takeaway from it was the prosecution essentially built a case around the argument that Zimmerman is a lying, liar who tells all the lies. The problem is of course they didn't really offer any sort of exculpatory evidence beyond nebulous conceits such as, well something happened, Zimmerman's lying about it and we think it was probably murder but they didn't put many holes in Zimmerman's bullshit self defense case nor did they even protect their own witnesses. They let Zimmerman's scumbag attorneys have a field day with people like Rachel Jonteal and the doctor who stated that Zimmerman's supposed sucking head wound from his head striking the ground many, many times was just a surface wound meaning the head slamming was probably bullshit. They let crucial bits of evidence go unchallenged such as Zimmerman's re-enactment of the 'fight' wherein Zimmerman doesn't come within 2 miles (not accurate but a long enough distance from) the concrete. They ignored any racial motive from Zimmerman and ignored an obvious pattern of physical aggression and uncontrolled rage. They ALLOWED Zimmerman to be portrayed as neither angry nor racist but as a slightly paranoid but alert civic-minded individual who wanted to protect his neighborhood and placed all of the blame on Trayvon Martin's 'suspicious' behavior and role as the aggressor- both of which were obvious bullshit but definitely the second part. They also let the defense claim Trayvon Martin used sidewalk as his "lethal weapon" thus justifying the homicide.Sorry, I know this veered into TL;DR territory but like I said, it's not worth bothering over...they dropped the ball either intentionally or because of rank incompetence. Either way, this murderous mother-Duggar runs free to kill again...