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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Zimmerman and Wayne LaPierre should go visit The Caliphate. That's the kind of open carry, stand your ground, pew pew pew world they want for America.

dslindc's avatar

Wow - Last I heard he was in Ohio! Small world!

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

George Z. may have thought that the finger was loaded. That's what Stand Your Ground is all about.

schmannity's avatar

Anyone who has had a prostate exam can get a little twitchy when a finger is pointed at him.

PubOption's avatar

The other guy was driving a pick-up truck, so I will assume that he's not blah.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Where do I send money for his airfare?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Honda Ridgeline? no stretch Hummer?

Joshua Norton's avatar

As Socrates said, life is hard. Especially if you're stupid.

I think it was Socrates. Or it could have been Garfield the cat.

Lot_49's avatar

Here's some OT happy nice time news:

Netflix has "Californication" available again. This is not good news because it provides an opportunity to listen to David Duchovny mumble.

It is good news because it means you can spend time with <a href="http:\/\/i.telegraph.co.uk\/multimedia\/archive\/01730\/NataschaMcElhone_1730205c.jpg" target="_blank">Natascha McElhone</a>, whose cheekbones are things of wonder and awe.

Lot_49's avatar

You lost me at "Georgie is an intellectual"

Spurning Beer's avatar

I am a psychologist, but I am unable to help because I have a doctor's appointment.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Best story I ever heard about that was when Babe Ruth was playing, he got into an argument with an umpire who had just started working for the American League. The umpire threw Ruth out of the game. Ruth stopped, blinked and said "Do you know who I am?"

The umpire shot back "I know who you are and about your reputation. But out here, you're just another ballplayer to me. Now get out!"

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

He's already done that