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Last Hussar's avatar

Hold on. These people live in a country where because a bunch of illegal combatants colluded with a brutal dictator, and declared people need muskets to defend the country, a bunch of nutters thinks that means they should be able to take military grade rifles into supermarkets. Where the murder rate is 4 times that of Western European nations, where being the wrong colour while carrying a weapon can get you a choke hold, and where the response to a policeman shooting a black man is to burn cars and businesses of people who are not only the police, but may actually have a grievance with the police for racism.

Of course they are scared. There are a lot of arseholes in the US, and I find it hard to believe they are all white.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

I live pretty close to Boy Georgie's town and have never heard or read anything about his family. I don't think they're as famous as they seem to want to be.

In related news, pants-wetting gun humper Michael Dunn is being retried this week for killing Jordan Davis. Here's hoping for a 1st degree murder conviction this time, and some peace, or at least justice, for Jordan's family.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Dear Zimmermans: You aren't that important. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. No one is going to risk going to jail in order to "get" you. You are not worth it.

That is all.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Royal wedding of the century, Florida style!

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Fartknocker's avatar

If I am having a shitty day I just listen to "Pineola" and realize it's not that bad.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I will reiterate my disdain for fucking CNN giving Zimmerman rock star status and that shit stain pant suit wearing Nancy Grace for enabling this entire fucking clan.They should move to Alaska and start a fucking teevee show where they guard the Canadian border along the Artic coast against invading brown moose and gay caribou.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It means "Somebody knocked on the front door, and it's time to change our underpants again."

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I shall enjoy sitting on my couch eating Skittles and imagining the scene when the FBI kicks down Killerman's door. The over-under on pants-shitting v. "code black", anyone?

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malsperanza's avatar

Irony was shot in the back while walking home one evening in a subdivision in Florida.

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malsperanza's avatar

Good.

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Cajun Kid's avatar

To hell with Daleks, what we need here are Weeping Angels. Or, short of that, some way of turning the Zim family into Silents--look away, and you forget they even exist.

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Cajun Kid's avatar

I read somewhere that he's considering painting Anne Frank as his next subject because they are so alike. You know, because they were both imprisoned in camps and killed for doing absolutely nothing wrong.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>we live with a situation that can not easily be imagined.</i>

Apparently, he's never watched an episode of Dr. Who. Their writers can easily imagine similar delusional "situations" on a weekly basis. Scary monsters and all.

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The Quirk's avatar

Well, mental illness has been proven to have genetic links-- gosh, if only we could keep guns away from crazy people!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I FILLED MY "GO BAG"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Robert slept with his gun. Still does. </i>

What about that "keep your powder dry" business? He must be wearing protection when he's humping his protection.

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