Say hello to John Stone and his little friend! His ancestor, he tells us, "used a cannon like this to fight the British in Savannah and win us the Constitution," which doesn't make one lick of sense since any fool knows that John Stone's ancestor was actually fighting for the Articles of Confederation. But perhaps we quibble. Mr. Stone then pledges that,
<blockquote>British troops took the city in 1778, and the following year a combined force of American and French soldiers failed to rout the British at the Siege of Savannah. The British did not leave the city until July 1782.</blockquote>
Unless Wikipedia&#039;s got it all wrong, I don&#039;t know that I&#039;d be bragging about this.
&quot;Yeppurs, my ancestors used one of these suckers to hurl rotting cow corpses and disease-laden feces at..... well, come to think of it, I have no idea who they were hurling it at.&quot;
Because none of those real US military people took an oath to defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic.
Wait, no, I mean, taking up arms against the United States government is totally Constitutional and in no way declares you a domestic enemy of the Constitution or the government lawfully chosen by a majority of citizens.
For it&#039;s hi-hi-hee in the field artillery Shout out your numbers loud and strong For w&#039;erever you go, you will always know That the derpers go rolling along...
<i>&ldquo;As the only licensed firearms dealer in America running for Congress, I&rsquo;m willing to do the same if we have to&rdquo;</i>
G.E.N.I.U.S.!! Let&#039;s let him arm Congress to the teeth and the last ones out alive get to make laws. I figger that the GOPpies are so wonderful at shooting themselves in the foot....
<blockquote>British troops took the city in 1778, and the following year a combined force of American and French soldiers failed to rout the British at the Siege of Savannah. The British did not leave the city until July 1782.</blockquote>
Unless Wikipedia&#039;s got it all wrong, I don&#039;t know that I&#039;d be bragging about this.
There is naught to wonder why Theirs is but to derp and die
&quot;Yeppurs, my ancestors used one of these suckers to hurl rotting cow corpses and disease-laden feces at..... well, come to think of it, I have no idea who they were hurling it at.&quot;
Just the thing to breach the Mighty Fortress which art our God.
And the Junior High School Tchaikovsky concert.
&quot;My OTHER CANNON is a just a pee-shooter&quot;
He means the GOP Abbreviated Constitution, the one without Articles IV-VI, an Establishment Clause, or Amendments 4-9 and 13-17.
Because none of those real US military people took an oath to defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic.
Wait, no, I mean, taking up arms against the United States government is totally Constitutional and in no way declares you a domestic enemy of the Constitution or the government lawfully chosen by a majority of citizens.
this will quite well with mitt romney&#039;s bayonets.
Teatard candidates invariably shoot themselves in the foot -- which is something I&#039;m really looking forward to in this case.
They arranged it that way to fool the Libtards, obviously.
For it&#039;s hi-hi-hee in the field artillery Shout out your numbers loud and strong For w&#039;erever you go, you will always know That the derpers go rolling along...
Do you expect him to be a mere flash in the pan?
<i>&ldquo;As the only licensed firearms dealer in America running for Congress, I&rsquo;m willing to do the same if we have to&rdquo;</i>
G.E.N.I.U.S.!! Let&#039;s let him arm Congress to the teeth and the last ones out alive get to make laws. I figger that the GOPpies are so wonderful at shooting themselves in the foot....