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This is where one might insert a link to <i>The Fucksaw.</i>

If one was able to be inserting things, while NOT at work, that is.

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So you're saying, in other words, hot lesbian sex can potentially kill you.

SEE, SUE IS RIGHT!!

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<a href="mailto:info@gagop.org" target="_blank">Dear Ms. Everhart</a> -

For the time it takes to read this brief e-mail, please do not assume anything about my motives in reaching out to you, or my intentions, or even my predilections.

You have expressed a concern about heterosexual men abusing the concept of marriage in order to gain health benefits.

Having cast such aspersions about me, your faith clearly requires you to explain why we straight men are more likely to lie than are two friends with contrasting genitalia, who have been able to commit this fraud for decades.

I look forward to your sincere apology, as Christ would have you do.

- [bikerlaureate]</blockquote>

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Easy:

People like Sue Everhart might actually scam the public school system and get a wholly undeserved diploma from preschool, kindergarten, elementary school, and high school.

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To: it@gagop.org

Hello -

It's just the oddest thing. Your website lists an e-mail address, and today I got a message saying "User unknown". I was sure you'd want to know. The wrong types could read all sorts of things into this, and you may even have a supporter or two that might wonder what this says about the level of service you provide.

This absolutely must be an oversight, but it could make your organization - of the political party that loves God and has cornered the market on courage and principles - look like brazen cowards!

Here is the e-mail I sent, so you can forward it to Sue's new (and oh-so-private?) e-mail address.

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Thanks,

- [bikerlaureate]

-----Original Message----- From: "Mail Delivery System" <MAILER-DAEMON> Sent: Monday, April 1, 2013 3:29pm To: [bikerlaureate] Subject: Undelivered Mail Returned to Sender

This is the mail system at host [bikerlaureate's e-mail server].

I'm sorry to have to inform you that your message could not be delivered to one or more recipients. It's attached below.

For further assistance, please send mail to postmaster.

If you do so, please include this problem report. You can delete your own text from the attached returned message.

The mail system

<info@gagop.org>: host mail.gagop.org[68.168.145.18] said: 550 5.1.1 User unknown (in reply to RCPT TO command)

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One word: Georgia

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more like unhappy Gilmore for Sue

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the gay wedding singer...

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NASCAR will adapt. For instance, I foresee cars sponsored by the likes of Tommy Bahama and Cabana Boy Rum.

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In sort of related news, it appears that Rick Santorum believe that the whole gay marriage movement can be traced back to Will and Grace.

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I offer a three-word rebuttal to Ms. Everhart:

Anna Nicole Smith

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I found The Wedding Singer tolerable.

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Goebbels. He had no balls at all, though his boss had one.

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Shit, I'd marry a mailbox if it could get me decent health insurance.

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Don't do it! Dr. Jill will cut you, man!

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not today, she'd end up with too many scentsations...

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