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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

If courts are going to require that laws specifically say "no upskirt photos", then a lot of states aren't going to have an applicable law.

Querolous's avatar

Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up?

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

Exactly! Letter of the law! No expectation of privacy!

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

You should be okay as long as your privates are just passively existing and not actively performing any yard work.

ThatDale's avatar

Passively existing? Trust me, at my age...

Shananigan's avatar

Thanks for the visual.

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

It's interesting to compare the issues on which courts go all "letter of the law" and the issues (second amendment e.g.) on which they feel less constrained by the letter (or entire phrase).

TundraGrifter's avatar

A peach of a pair! But more "down blouse" than "up skirt."

SkokieDaddy - wiener dog dad's avatar

Absolutely. And no creepy photog needed. She put everything on display gleefully using her assets to increase her fame. Google more of the pictures, they make today's actresses 'nip-slips" look like amateur hour.

Shananigan's avatar

But, god. Sophia Loren's face was PERFECTION.

theCryptofishist's avatar

And the judge who wrote the opinion was a woman! (well, based on the assumption that Elizabeth is a girl's name.) So, are up-robe photos okay?

theCryptofishist's avatar

And the gingerness of it all... Gingers are the possessions of the devil.

[Note: I don't actually believe that, and while I have to snigger when gingers say "Ginger-hating is the last acceptable prejudice"--like I snigger at anyone saying that--I don't like people hassling other people. However, it was one of the things I thought when I saw the picture.]

theCryptofishist's avatar

She should sue the store.(Or is that the lawsuit that she lost? I thought, ahem, assumed, that it was a criminal prosecution.)

Incoming Ham's avatar

There was a whole business in my town that did "upskirt" photos of models and creeping civilians.

HazooToo's avatar

Probably both, sadly.