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Yawn. Good guy with a gun ... blah blah blah.

Classic SYG: She had a sidewalk and knew how to use it.

Starting the new year off with a bang ... bang.

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weejee and I were discussing the benefits of locating your company in <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.pressflex.net\/\?tab=link&amp\;id=17770#IDComment936682796" target="_blank">Georgia</a>, and learned that <i>Site Selection</i> magazine has its editorial offices in Chief <strike>Wiggum</strike>McCollum's town. It keeps getting better and better!

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Wearing a hoodie, probably. Shoot first, and then take the Fifth.

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The 32,000 yearly gun deaths are just part of the price of our glorious Second Amendment. As well as the almost 75,000 people that are injured by firearms.

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One shot or two? I'm more used to hearing this question raised in golf, asking for a Mulligan. Also, whiskey.

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wait until your dog digs up one of those squirrel carcasses a few months later and decides to roll in it

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<i>Our money is on “Kept gun under pillow...</i>

"The 4:17 a.m. emergency call, which took place Thursday and was released today, has McCollom on the phone saying how "the gun was in the bed, I went to move it to put it to the side and it went off."

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Probably Bill de Blasio's fault...

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