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schmannity's avatar

Oh cracker, please.

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Ikimizi's avatar

"If I can stay away from white cops, racist vigilantes, and scared ground-standers, and get a full scholarship at an Ivy League school, I could grow up to be President."

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Identity politics is a bitch, man.

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PubOption's avatar

Remember the Dixie Chicks?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Well, back then things did used to be better ....

-- Generic Old Southern White Guy

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Exporting the stupid to Australia is simply revenge for Murdoch.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

And that mammograms HURT! (just had mine this morning- ouch)

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Politics stops at the water's edge" is only in effect when a Republican occupies the White House.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

He's a bit of a Drongo, mate.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"If black people can kill black people and nobody cares, why can't we white people do it too?! NOT FAIR, RACISTS"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Hypocrisy" is only an insult to Democrats, who care about things like integrity and principle. We Republicans are freed from the constraints of having to actually practice what we preach. Lord knows none of us would ever criticize a fellow Republican tribesman over such things like consistency, particularly if there is even a remote chance to deal some political damage to the other side at stake!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"that they don’t have the education, they don’t have the support structures, they don’t have the family structures."

Yes, notice ALL the legislation your party has proposed to remedy any of those issues. Like ...tax cuts, unspecified deregulations of unspecified businesses, and ... Repeal Obamacare? No abortin'? Gay people can't wed?

It's almost like those colored folks are able to somehow discern which people and which party are still, to this day, on the side of inequality! But how could they possibly think that, when our party always says words and stuff proclaiming how fair we are? Why wouldn't they believe all the words? I mean, come on. How much more do we have to talk about all their colored people problems?

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fuflans's avatar

now, can the party of herman cain, michael steele and alan west possibly be racist?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

A guy from the South complaining that the President didn't stop racism?

Bitch, please.

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