Never say that Georgia Republican Tom Kirby isn't fighting for What Matters. Many politicians enter public service because there is something in their hearts that compels them to do it, for the good of their people, and Georgia state Rep. Tom Kirby is no exception. He will protect Georgians from the scourge of human jellyfish fetuses, because that his is calling in life! You didn't know this was a problem affecting Georgia? That is because you are clearly stupid, let
There's something everyone is missing:Since when does Georgia have labs capable of doing cutting-edge genetic research? And no, 'Hey, Bo, if'n I fuck this pig d'yuh think the babies'll look like me?' does not count.
So an earnest and concerned constituent brought this to his attention, after some one told them that their brother- in-law's aunt had seen it on the internet?
Senator Herman Talmadge once quipped that he didn't mind emigration from southern Georgia to northern Florida because it improved the intelligence quotients of both states.
See, this is what happens when politicians get their "research data" from hentai.
But what's his position on mushroom people?
Is he on crack?
I for one welcome our luminescent Cnidarian overlords. Here in Georgia, it would be an improvement.
“It’s time we either get in front of it or we’re going to be chasing our tails.”
Wha-, hunh, wha- tails, OMAGAWD, he's got a TAIL!! He's a friggin' tail person! No wonder he's trying to eliminate the jelly people.
THIS.
To be charitable, as Wonketeers are, we must at least consider the question of whether Tom Kirby himself is insane, or really batshit insane.
Of course there's no possible ulterior motive why a guy from Georgia might reject something coming from Hawaii.
Actually, you will, just very faintly.
There's something everyone is missing:Since when does Georgia have labs capable of doing cutting-edge genetic research? And no, 'Hey, Bo, if'n I fuck this pig d'yuh think the babies'll look like me?' does not count.
Ouch, ouch
So an earnest and concerned constituent brought this to his attention, after some one told them that their brother- in-law's aunt had seen it on the internet?
Seems to me like glow-in-the-dark people would cut down on crime.
I'm feel like I'm going to be getting a lot of mileage out of this one:
Oww, that made my brain hurt.
Senator Herman Talmadge once quipped that he didn't mind emigration from southern Georgia to northern Florida because it improved the intelligence quotients of both states.
And here's your proof.