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JAWs's avatar

See, this is what happens when politicians get their "research data" from hentai.

Grokenstein's avatar

But what's his position on mushroom people?

ThatDale's avatar

I for one welcome our luminescent Cnidarian overlords. Here in Georgia, it would be an improvement.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

“It’s time we either get in front of it or we’re going to be chasing our tails.”

Wha-, hunh, wha- tails, OMAGAWD, he's got a TAIL!! He's a friggin' tail person! No wonder he's trying to eliminate the jelly people.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

To be charitable, as Wonketeers are, we must at least consider the question of whether Tom Kirby himself is insane, or really batshit insane.

SullivanSt's avatar

Of course there's no possible ulterior motive why a guy from Georgia might reject something coming from Hawaii.

SullivanSt's avatar

Actually, you will, just very faintly.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

There's something everyone is missing:Since when does Georgia have labs capable of doing cutting-edge genetic research? And no, 'Hey, Bo, if'n I fuck this pig d'yuh think the babies'll look like me?' does not count.

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

So an earnest and concerned constituent brought this to his attention, after some one told them that their brother- in-law's aunt had seen it on the internet?

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

Seems to me like glow-in-the-dark people would cut down on crime.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

I'm feel like I'm going to be getting a lot of mileage out of this one:

dshwa's avatar

Oww, that made my brain hurt.

LoginIncorrect's avatar

Senator Herman Talmadge once quipped that he didn't mind emigration from southern Georgia to northern Florida because it improved the intelligence quotients of both states.

And here's your proof.