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See, this is what happens when politicians get their "research data" from hentai.

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But what's his position on mushroom people?

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Is he on crack?

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I for one welcome our luminescent Cnidarian overlords. Here in Georgia, it would be an improvement.

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“It’s time we either get in front of it or we’re going to be chasing our tails.”

Wha-, hunh, wha- tails, OMAGAWD, he's got a TAIL!! He's a friggin' tail person! No wonder he's trying to eliminate the jelly people.

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To be charitable, as Wonketeers are, we must at least consider the question of whether Tom Kirby himself is insane, or really batshit insane.

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Of course there's no possible ulterior motive why a guy from Georgia might reject something coming from Hawaii.

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Actually, you will, just very faintly.

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There's something everyone is missing:Since when does Georgia have labs capable of doing cutting-edge genetic research? And no, 'Hey, Bo, if'n I fuck this pig d'yuh think the babies'll look like me?' does not count.

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So an earnest and concerned constituent brought this to his attention, after some one told them that their brother- in-law's aunt had seen it on the internet?

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Seems to me like glow-in-the-dark people would cut down on crime.

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I'm feel like I'm going to be getting a lot of mileage out of this one:

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Oww, that made my brain hurt.

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Senator Herman Talmadge once quipped that he didn't mind emigration from southern Georgia to northern Florida because it improved the intelligence quotients of both states.

And here's your proof.

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