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One of the most foul-tempered animals alive.

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Am I bad for thinking, "Mmmm....Cabrito....?"

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Bamz, or GTFO.

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I'd send these dudes, to make them become servile bootlickers:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/neGb...

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This. A thousand times this.

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You must have been driving:

A car.

With four doors.

That was clean and free of dents.

And got good gas mileage

Otherwise, they'll leave you alone.

Before driving in the South, always run a rake over your paint job and then whack in a few dents.

Then don't wash it for about, oh, three months before you come through.

Then they'll leave you alone.

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I would even say it's a "political decision," but reversing a partisan, wrong decision. Doing justice. There's an objective difference between right and wrong.

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Boasting about the only thing he can pretend to be "superior" about?

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El Dad told me of many mysterious roadblocks that appeared on election day in Florida in 2000... all the roads around polling places in certain areas suddenly just crapped out and then were miraculously fixed that evening.

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Ewww I don't even like to remember that Chris Christie HAS a dick, let alone thinking of it employed in the vicinity of John Roberts.

Ugh.

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This is their version of fighting crime. The crime of being "not us". The sentence is frequently death.

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Unfortunately Georgia isn't the only state with a Sundown sign outside of the voting booths.

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The most common voter fraud I've experienced has been elected officials using their positions and authority to steal elections for their White friends.

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As the Rude Pundit points out, it isn't reasonable to be surprised when the first thing motherfuckers do is fuck someone's mother.

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Now, now. Let's not make assumptions. When McConnell was asked if they'd consider Garland after the election if Hillary wins, he said the Senate Republicans could never consider a SCOTUS nominee the NRA didn't approve of.

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Trump can send his copy to the Kahns.

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