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Quite true, but if Master Class had one on ‘debunking’, they’d use Sterling’s video:)

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Hey, LandShark! Was looking for you to ‘talk us down’ this morning. Still stickin’ with my concerns from the other day:Ds - He can’t do that.Rs - Too late. He just did.Change my mind...and the last 10 SecsDef, while we’re at it...

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Trump misspoke during the 2016 campaign. He meant to say, "There will be so much whining that you'll be bored with whining.

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Sterling: "My party is engaging in a massive lie to convince people that the election was stolen. And I'm still going to vote for them today."

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Watching video of trumpers starting to gather in DC and some dad has his son(probably about 8-9 yrs old)all covered in trump gear. He pushes the kid behind the reporter so he's on camera and the kid tries to wiggle away, the dad twists the kid's head so you can "trump" on his hat, then makes the kid stand there as dad walked away. Kid stands there a moment realizes dad is gone and runs after him. Great parenting there.

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h/t Micheal GarzaThe Donald called down to GeorgiaHe was looking for some votes to stealHe was in a bind 'cause he was way behindAnd he'd lost all his appeals

When he made a call to this mancountin' them ballots and callin' all the shotsAnd Little Hands Trump, from his golden stump,said "Boy, let me tell ya what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but there's fraud everywherePeople got to vote by mail, I don't think that's very fairNow you counted the vote three times, but give the Donald his dueWe had Trump boats now find the votesSo I can finish up this coup"

The boy said, "My name's Brad, and I'll certainly let you ventBut your lawyer's a quack, and you'd better pack'Cause Biden is your president"

Donald, rosin up your hair and tiny fiddle hard,Cause we voted ya down in Georgia and we've got more ballot cards.And when we win, for the 14th time, we'll shed no tears for you,And when you lose, STOP CALLING IT THE FLUUUU.

Fire in the Capitol, run y'all runPutin's in the house of the O-range oneMitch in the Senate says nothin' but noNancy can you help us? No, child no.

Rudy bowed his head because he knew he'd made a grave mistakeReserving a Four Seasons with a mower and a rakeThe press said, "Rudy, is that a dildo shop next door?"And he told the press, those fake news b**chesThis is the best President we've ever had before!

Fire in the Capitol, run y'all runPutin's in the house of the O-range oneMitch in the Senate says nothin' but noNancy can you help us? No, child no.

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The call that's been released was made January 2nd, 2021. However, Trump had attempted to call Raffensperger's office to talk to him 18 times previously but Raffensperger would not take the calls.

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It was Lindsey Graham who called Raffensperger in December.

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Ah, the 80s. When Weird Al had his porn 'stache, Michael Keaton had hair, and Joe Piscapo had a career.

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So far Hair Furor isn't winning the "Democracy is bad" argument. Not even with the people that voted for him. He spent literally one year saying everything negative about voting and absentee voting and it was still highest turnout in numbers since the 1960's. Reverse effect, I guess.

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To be fair, Brian Kemp rigged it in 2018, why wouldn't he rig it again

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Contraband civics - AKA getting into 'good trouble'.

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Joe was damn funny in that movie.

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Shorter Sterling: "Our party is led by a lying sack of shit who is enabled by other lying sacks of shit, and I will vote for them anyway."

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Liberals, gays, muslims, jews, liberated women, hispanics, asians...the list of existential threats is enormous and flexible. Could be catholics or irish or norwegians, any one who the fascist republican party chooses to demonize next. 70+ million americans primed to fear and hate on command.

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