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Xenu Ate My Baby!'s avatar

Agreeed. Another for me as well.

Geraldo is so gross. Gah.

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He really hates being made to sleep on the couch, doesn't he?

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Marceline's avatar

It sounds like Scaramucci did all the cocaine in NYC.

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Zyxomma's avatar

It's disgusting that I live in a world where I have to know who these lowlifes are. I want to wake up in the alternate universe where there's no EC and Hillary's POTUS.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm afraid to ask why Geraldo Rivera is taking a selfie with nothing but a towel over his bathing suit area. I'm also afraid for the recipient of said selfie...very afraid.

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Caitlyn_Bree's avatar

*puts hot dog down*

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AgentOfForeignInfluence's avatar

I'm pretty sure we were all the recipient, as in 'the entire world'. And yes, I have noted that we are all increasingly afraid.

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JDM's avatar

At least she has talent, a lot of it, in several related areas. Scary the Mooch and Geraldo, not so much.

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rocktonsam's avatar

Judas priest, who gives a flying frick about these people . Just a another episode of fuckface shittypants's circus sideshow.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

So none left for Sam Nunberg and we are spared his presence another day.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

That's from years ago, so the body may be well hidden by now.

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Janae Bess's avatar

He had two sexual harassment suits filed against him.

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katkelly57's avatar

So I've found out since posting my comment.

Devious beady eyed mofo that he is.He gives me the creeps.

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E S's avatar

Please why does this stupid couple go on dr phil and then why does anyone hang with the mooch or with the awful fox lady who slouches impolitely constantly and why does geraldo who was once a journalist but now a manic dog who has lost the scent of which boot to lick does any of this not stay under the rock with those white grubs.

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E S's avatar

But hot damn, that mustache really revs my enjins

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E S's avatar

And she has her own mall in the basement of her house, in Malibu, (not the NYC penthouse), with a store to serve guests gelato. A coastal environmental photographer took a shot of her beachfront property, which is enormous and she sued him for $70 million dollars to suppress the photograph. Send in the clowns and eat the rich.

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