Geraldo Rivera, the Fox News fool who bops around America pretending he is "out in the field" delving into stories that no one else does (in quite such a spectacularly ignorant way), has decided that there is a very good explanation for why Trayvon Martin was shot by a bored and racist man on a power trip:
In fact, he is a good samaritan. You see, he was trying to save the poor boy who was literally being eaten by the fiendish hoodie. It was the the bullet that overreacted, understandably, though.
Isn't that the official name for that Florida law? Of course, if the victim lives it's a different story so it's legally advantageous for Florida shooters to use plenty of bullets. Big ones, if possible.
The only outfit that <i>wouldn&#039;t</i> allow someone to respond in this &quot;ovezealous&quot; way? A bulletproof burqua.
I always thought it was related to having your belt and shoelaces removed when you go to prison.
If they wore suits and ties, racists would think they were Nation of Islam.
People see/hear an asshole making stupid, racist comments and what&#039;s the instant reaction? Fox News.
But Gerry Rivers can&#039;t be racist, because he&#039;s hispanic, as he tells his &quot;dark-skinned son&quot; all the time.
If I ever buy <a href="http:\/\/www.neimanmarcus.com\/product.jsp\;jsessionid=A04A77B104FF7A0527945CD9416D6A65\?icid=&amp\;searchType=MAIN&amp\;rte=%252Fsearch.jsp%253FNtt%253Dhoodie%2526_requestid%253D14884%2526N%253D4294966789&amp\;eItemId=prod143490006&amp\;itemId=prod146470082&amp\;parentId=&amp\;cmCat=search" target="_blank">this</a>, somebody please shoot me.
In fact, he is a good samaritan. You see, he was trying to save the poor boy who was literally being eaten by the fiendish hoodie. It was the the bullet that overreacted, understandably, though.
I&#039;m sure Bill Belichick will take his off, now that Geraldo has pointed out this hazard.
Nothing says &quot;I&#039;m all yours, baby!&quot; like a hoodie. That&#039;s why they&#039;re banned in Saudi Arabia and Yemen.
Why would you think that a hooded Klansman skulking around the neighborhood at night is up to no good?
Do you have friends who own salt mines?
In fairness, Zimmerman did shoot the hoodie. He can&#039;t be responsible for where the bullet went next.
I&#039;m guessing it involves paste...
Well, not <i>her</i>, but the eyeliner itself is the real culprit there.
you know, i get the reference.
&quot;Blame the Victim&quot;
Isn&#039;t that the official name for that Florida law? Of course, if the victim lives it&#039;s a different story so it&#039;s legally advantageous for Florida shooters to use plenty of bullets. Big ones, if possible.
You coloreds are stealing our racism! KEEP RACISM PURE