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SkeptiKC's avatar

My spine is noticebly twisted and deformed. I feel a kinship with Jimothy.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Precisely. I have two wheel-chair bound siblings...

rawrtigerlily's avatar

From now on I’m going to imagine you also have a very twitchy and curious nose.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Having watched multiple videos of Jimothy, I think he/she/they have no idea that they are what humans perceive of as disabled. Jimothy is just out there keeping on keeping on. Eating, exploring, playing. Just hoping those humans keep throwing away perfectly good food.

Bupkus231's avatar

I have to wonder what caused the Internet to suddenly latch onto Jimothy - I remember reading about him and his "short spine" defect weeks ago.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I think mostly because people find him cute and they are latching on to anything lighthearted these days.

PrimerGray's avatar

Like Neil the Seal. It's just fun.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

We do love Jimothy, but we love you more! Thank you so much for everything you do, sweetheart. You rock the casbah!

Mavenmaven's avatar

I thought Jimothy was already animated...

https://youtu.be/Vi2TIV3rYzc?is=TS2f_P80yW20wksi

Menotsure's avatar

I've got a Doctor's appointment

And I haven't got the time

To spend with little Jimothy

And try to form a rhyme

It's hopeful just to see him

As a prospering raccoon

But right now I have to run

A prostate exam looms soon.

Tommymo's avatar

Doctor: OK, just relax, Bill. Don’t be embarrassed if you get an erection during the exam. It happens sometimes.

Menotsure: My name’s not Bill.

Doctor: I know. Mine is.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Jimothy the I am capable spokesracoon!

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

AC (artificial cuteness) replaces actual cute animals. In Tabz, no less. Aaargh. (JK)

Good morning to all cute beings, both real and … oh who knows anymore.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

JIMOTHY!!!!!!!

SkeptiKC's avatar

I love that clever creature to absolute bits!

He sorts troubles out and chooses carefully. Darwin would be fascinated with him.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Your brother from another mother!

Miss Grundy's avatar

Poor baby! But he sure gets around and he's quick.

The Wanderer's avatar

He's both creepy and cute!

PrimerGray's avatar

Jimothy is what happens when you spend too much time on gallbladder's lawn at night.

goCatgo's avatar

And be sure to leave before the sprinklers come on.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

A combo of weed killers and absinthe overindulgence, no doubt.

goCatgo's avatar

I can't do either one anymore. Too much spilt milk under the bridge.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Not the reaction I was expecting, given the enthusiasm for the little guy all over the Web. Guess I’ll chalk that up to my crappy modeling skills. 😞

Tia Loca's avatar

Jimothy can come and live in my yard anytime I think he’s extremely cute and you’ve got to admire how he’s coping with his handicap

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Your animation is dead on. He scares the shit out of me.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

In what cannot possibly be a coincidence, today's worldle country is Jimothy-shaped.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It's Cambodia! I got it in three!

NatalyaResists's avatar

I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him!

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

Blending! Blending is the key!

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

So ‘80s. Juicing. Or food processing at least.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Because I used Blender?

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

It was some movie quote that I can never remember where from, but every time I see blender I remember it XD

One of those brain ticks

PrimerGray's avatar

I watch this young man on YouTube named Landon Reid and he does makeup tutorials based on what the MAGA politicians are doing, both men and women. He says things like, if he was doing one about Matt Gaetz, "We take our beauty blender, blue because he's a BOY!, and blend, blend, blend."

Brian McCurdy's avatar

The Bulwark publishes some incisive stuff sometimes but I'd still keep them at arm's length and wouldn't listen to their advice on who to vote for. They're still Republicans.

GH Swell's avatar

Yeah why love the Bulwark? Aren’t they basically centrists and ‘intellectual’ republicans?

Lefty Proud's avatar

Let's get this straight: : the threat of fascism was not frightening at all, but Democratic Socialism has them running and shitting their pants?

TerseNurse's avatar

one of these two philosophies might involve raising taxes on the donor class

helenasgarden's avatar

This is what kills me. Canada has high taxes but also universal health care and a social safety net. How much money do people need to squander? I don't think it's just the donor class.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

There are news bits all over the place about Democrats ruining their chances by electing DSA candidates. Meanwhile those candidates that have been elected continue to be super popular (Mamdani) or keep getting elected over and over and over (AOC, Bernie). And normally I would blame this flood of articles on the GOP, but at least part of the problem is the establishment DNC. You would think that with polls showing both parties' approval ratings in the tank that one of them would try a new tactic. But nooooooooo

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Why would the murderer of Democrats be on the Terrorist List? I'm waiting for the Pardon to be handed down from Below.

TerseNurse's avatar

Is it a state or a federal conviction?

Lefty Proud's avatar

Coming to tabs because I have something OT. I started a new MS medication, a B cell inhibitor, and I took the first loading dose Tuesday night, and it kicked my ass ! I was useless Wednesday -- took my laptop to bed and pretty much stayed there all day and night. Bernice was a gem, came back from the afternoon walk with MR lefty, ate her dinner, and promptly curled up and went to sleep. She may have sensed I was not right, but she may have been tired in her own right. The good people in the MS sub reddit encouraged me, said the first dose is the hardest. So, Onward!

helenasgarden's avatar

Hang in there. Often our bodies have to adjust to the meds. 🤗

Antifa Commander's avatar

Fucking hell, Polis. Running to Newsmax? That’s like Fox News for losers!

GiggleSnort's avatar

Ah, fuck, they are still building Trump's stupid border wall, and construction is draining an aquifer that feeds a pond hosting endangered species, in Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/24/arizona-border-wall-endangered-species). Fuckers. You can tear down the wall, but not so easily restore lost habitat like this.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I guess I have enough coffee in me to read about Jesse Waters now...(I can't have a stiff drink right now so coffee will have to do)

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I'm going to have cookies handy, since I can't have alcohol.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I'd love to hear your TFN chat, but errands will have us running around, busy. I hope you're taping it for those of us who can't be around at noon eastern. Ta, Martini. Jimothy art abounds! I made our flowery green tea (we'll take the rest of the pot with us) and darling husband Meccalopolis is making our fruit bowls; can hardly wait. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.

Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot six months after your last and catch up on any other vaccines you need (and if there are children in your life, make sure they're vaccinated also, too), avoid indoor and crowded outdoor gatherings and when you must meet, remove masks only to eat, drink, and take quick photos, and stay the fuck away from us and anyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because we love you, too. Do this in memory of 27 Club member Treg and heroic Tony, Holly's pilot friend, among nearly eight million dead worldwide. Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel (we adore you, all medicos of Wonkette, active and retired), especially ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark, RN. Stay safe.

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

Warren's avatar

Thank you for rising early to compile and post Tabs. Your work has meaning and value, and you are greatly appreciated.

SterWonk's avatar

> Related, but The Bulwark, really, we love you, but then you go publish garbage like this:

For the infinity-eth time: The DSA are not Democratic Socialists -- their policies are more in line with what in Europe would be Social Democrat parties. And that terminology *matters*, because there are still lots of American voters who have an allergic reaction to the word "Socialist", even if they agree with the policies. Like how Republicans liked most provisions of the ACA but hated most provisions of Obamacare.

So: keep the policy, drop the name. Take over the existing Democratic party, and get a huge support-base, don't alienate people who would otherwise support you, and don't give Republicans fodder to caricatureize you.

helenasgarden's avatar

Canadian National Democratic Party (NDP) with its first federal leader, Tommy Douglas (Sask. Premier and Baptist minister), ushered in universal health care; it was his brainchild This, along with a couple of Prime Ministers. It was a slow roll but here we are.

NDP is the progressive party.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

👆👆👆👆👆

Mike_Cramer's avatar

That’s the problem with libs: Despite all their talk about hope and change, they’re still beholden to capitalism.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Why do I suspect Donold T has low T?....

helenasgarden's avatar

I often wonder what they shoot him up with in order to animate him.

Warren's avatar

There’s this mad doctor, you see, and he has harvested adrenochrome from helpless little children in a basement dungeon, see, and he is still working on reanimating Mitch McConnell, see….

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

I still think Poor Mitch is daid, Poor Mitch McConnell's daid. The daisies in the dell will give out a different smell...

helenasgarden's avatar

Perfect epitaph! Yeah, I think Mitch is dead. Not mostly dead. Truly dead.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Maybe that's why his hands are all bruised!!!!

PropellerVigo's avatar

Why would we even bother with Mona Charen to begin with? Did she have a Jennifer Rubin "come to jesus" moment with Trump or something? As I recall she was _very_ on the wrong side of GWB and his execution of Iraq and Afghanistan.

Warren's avatar

Mona Charen defended the Oklahoma City bombers by saying “not all conservatives are racist militia joining types” in 1995. Then came January 6, 2020, and we found out she had been lying the entire time. All conservatives, including Mona Charen and Dame Peggington Noonan and Bret Stephens and David Frum and David French and Jeffrey Goldberg and George Will and David Brooks, are racist militia joining types with KKK robes hanging in their closets.

Mona got booed at NCPAC, I think, and realized she couldn’t make money peddling her opinions to the rubes on the right anymore, so now she is peddling her opinions to rubes on the “center right”. Lot of rich billionaires on the “center right”. Gonna try the old neoliberalism arguments that worked for Larry Summers after the Bastille falls. It worked for the Girondists and the Directory, not so well for Kerensky and the Mensheviks.

dave in texas's avatar

Lots of the never-trumpers are neocons. Middle East war is kind of their thing.