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Crazy thing about yeast, that stuff is everywhere! I learned that while trying to make Injera with Teff flour.

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Saaaaay...You don't think there's a correlation between higher profits and higher prices, do you?

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This is Trump. Ketchup is as spicy as it gets and even that gives him heartburn.

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Ixnay on the Offitsprey, we have a democracy to tamp down/out.

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I cannot believe that Judy Henske's song "Cocktail World" is nowhere to be found on the Intertubes, but it is exactly that sign:

Bartender, make me another/Make it strong and cold/Just like the man/Who left me here with you/Barrrrrrrrr-tender..,/

[sob]...make me another..

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It has been said by the Soviet Union that America would destroy itself from within. That was at least as old as the 70s. Now this BS is spreading in Canada.

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That just had to be a gift from Matt Gaetz, right?

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Square Dance Hoedown Shindig Libelz!!11oneone

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"We're starting with the Naaaaaaaational Energy Prograaaaaaaaaam. WOOOOoooOOOooOooOOOO!"

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The late spouse and I used to go out for dinner all the time. ALL the time, except never Valentine’s Day. He’d say that it was “Amateur Night” and instead cook something wonderful for us at home. Man, I miss having someone cook me something wonderful at home.

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[Rural Quebec swoons]

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Yeah, but all those wild parties in the dorms!

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Those dead horses aren't going to beat themselves, you know!

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Or construction contracts.

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His actual worth is zilch, so he shouldn't complain about his net worth.

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OK, well I have an idea of how yours went down now...

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