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Crip Dyke's avatar

Martini? Would it be any trouble to add me to the Wonkette Starter Pack on BlueSky?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I believe you were added several days ago.

Crip Dyke's avatar

Yay! Thank you!

clairence's avatar

Looks like it should be a fairy tale. What would be the life lesson ?

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

Those who live in cabbage houses shouldn't invite pigs over for lunch?

Mike_Cramer's avatar

CUTENESSS OVERLOAD!!!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

This is entirely too much squee for a rainy Wednesday morning. Where is the manager so that I might register a complaint?

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Thanks Martini, for always giving us a moment of delight in the mornings! Did you know that both Rabbits and Pigs have a natural harmony in Chinese astrology? Rabbits bring creativity and calmness while pigs offer optimism and generosity. As a Year of the Pig myself, I can absolutely attest to that!

OneYieldRegular's avatar

That bunny INSIDE the cabbage that it is eating would make a great album cover for "Pop Will Eat Itself." Just sayin'.

GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

I feel the need to point out to various non-comments that the pictured vegetable is not lettuce. It is Napa cabbage (also Chinese cabbage).

fuflans's avatar

and it's the biggest damn leaf ever

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I actually did note that it was cabbage in my source link, believe it or not!

IMPOed's avatar

Looked like a Romain Lettuce to me...

GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

The stalks/veins are too broad and romaine doesn't have quite the bright yellow tint that Napa has.

Rev. Travis 🍄's avatar

As usual I gotta show up to the meme chat with a post bomb 😂

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Don't eat the cute bunny center!

Miss Grundy's avatar

They are so adorbs at eating their lettuce....

Menotsure's avatar

Pig and a bun sounds like a dish on a bar-b-que joint menu.

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Sweet bunny and sweet piggy having fun. Squee!

Shocktreatment's avatar

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 is one happy bunny. Wee piggy hasn't got a care in the world either!

M-X's avatar

And as we learned (DID YOU NOT?) from Peter and the Flopsy Rabbits' lives:

"LETTUCES CAN BE VERY SOPORIFIC" so please be careful, Piggy & Bun!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Mr McGregor hides in waiting…

M-X's avatar

Goddamn right. Be careful with those edibles and where you nap!!!

The Wanderer's avatar

Looks like a Romaine orgy.

Cryny's avatar

I'm pretty sure that's a napa cabbage, but I don't want to stand in the way of a good orgy.

The Wanderer's avatar

Well, I *was* planning a 'giving head' joke, but decided against it.

tehbaddr's avatar

Friends, country, Romaine men, lend me your ears and trotters?

BlueSpot's avatar

So our weak-kneed FBI Director, Christopher Wray, is going to resign instead of serving out his 10-yerar term. Furthermore, instead of resigning now and allowing President Biden the opportunity to nominate someone to take over the FBI, Wray is going to wait until 20 January to resign in order to allow Trump to fill the spot with his lapdog.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

'Tis method to his madness.

Under the Vacancy Replacements Act, if a person resigns from a Senate-approved position, they must be replaced by someone who has already gone through Senate confirmation. The position can't be filled by a recess appointment or any other shenanigans the Orange Shitstain might come up with.

So, one of Wray's deputies takes over, until a new Director is confirmed by the Senate.

Wray's resignation was, in fact, a giant thumb in the eye of You-Know-Who.

BlueSpot's avatar

That’s good to hear. I was afraid that Wray’s resignation would allow Trump to fill the position without Senate confirmation.

defpac's avatar

Wow. That is how journalism looks like.

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3ld2ibpmsa22m

🔥 @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social: "Trump lied about an election being stolen and then sicked a mob on the Capitol. It's funny that you roll your eyes at this, Kevin, because you're the one who went down and resurrected him.”

Sarah dropping a big fat truth bomb in McCarthy’s lap here. Respect.

Pilgrim's avatar

Radley Balko: "You can’t simply call people “terrorists” and immediately start bombing the countries where said “terrorists” are operating without first consulting with the leaders of those countries. Mexico’s president promptly and resoundingly dismissed the idea ..."

Israel shows the way!

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Our beloved Mei Mei kitty loves that album too. That's why her full name is

Mei Mei Wildflower Blue Batkiller Hellcat

Wookiee Monster's avatar

If you’re looking for “modesty,” pornhub is definitely not the place to be searching.

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

A more detailed thread about the failed self coup attempt in South Korea a couple of days ago

https://x.com/BluRoofPolitics/status/1866500696260145330

Christopher Thomas's avatar

"Your kitchen floor is lonely, and wants you to lie on it."

Pay it floorward.

eppe's avatar

ziggywiggy if you're out there now the eppe household has a request

Sister Artemis's avatar

you can probably DM them ... if you go to the "chat" icon, there's an option for "direct" where you can send them a message. It should alert Ziggy to your request.

I think you can also do an "@" thing, where you tag them: @ziggywiggy maybe? not sure how that works.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I don't think the @ thing works on ShitStack

DMing does work well though

Sister Artemis's avatar

It works for authors, but maybe not in all parts of substack? I haz confuz.

eppe's avatar

Wasn't too important. I'll try to connect with zig later. Thx for the tip anyway SisterA, have copied and pasted into an ever-enlargening Notepad file that needs to be seriously edited.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

It’s really sad how easy it would be to make our country an easier happier place to live for people.

Universal Healthcare and universal pre-k and day care.

Those are by far the biggest economic factors that keep families from getting ahead. And it affects everyone’s overall happiness.

Losing your job is a terrible thing but imagine how much less stressful it would be if your health insurance wasn’t tied to it.

Imagine not having to work a second job just to pay for day care that you need to work your first job.

And all billionaires would have to do is give up 3-5 percent of their income.

Sadly it’s generations away now thanks to “but her emails” and misogyny because even if somehow we managed to get any of it passed, SCOTUS would probably stop it from happening.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Fukui at the 1936 Olympic Stadium standing where Hitler stood and wearing a Mayor Larry Vaughn from Jaws jacket and doing a Nixon (no way am I doing the banned salute in Berlin)

https://substack.com/profile/155630927-fukuisanyesota/note/c-81049916?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

Resource NW's avatar

Every now and then the good guys win. Except for Brundage. Fuck him.

eppe's avatar

That's still a home stadium for Bundesliege club, isn't it? Is the Olympic track still there?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

The original track is long gone. Hertha BSC play there. The 2024 Euro finals were played there as well.

https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2024/06/Euro-2024-final-8a43d5f.jpg

eppe's avatar

That's cool. If you're still there please post some more pics of the entire stadia if you have the time.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Yeah, I've got shitloads but I'll wait until the open thread later. It's a massively impressive piece of architecture.

eppe's avatar

No problem. Patience may be my only virtue, if that.

eppe's avatar

Are you going to run the 100 meters there and compare it to Jesse Owens' time?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Put a Glühwein at the other end and I'd give it my best shot. It was *bastard* cold today.

Plain Marie's avatar

So, schießkalt, you're saying.

M-X's avatar

Multi-directional cool, my man. ✌🏽

algore lactating's avatar

it wouldn't be mitreguy without getting a dig on the shitlib cancellationmad democrat party, playing up kamala's embrace of liz cheney, as an anti-january 6 republican, as instead being an embrace of gwot overreach.

the horseshoe is real.

M-X's avatar

Mostly done with major workout bits: 125 reps abs, 300 reps ballet barre nonsense. Each, 1 set.

A bit shaky so I'll delay the arm weights portion.

Still on news blackout but for brief checks on Syria. And need to take time off from reading as much as it's giving me headaches. So: more baking today, and going to try real bread, like adult 😳

Bupkus231's avatar

This certainly sounds kinda self-centered [ from Maddowblog ]:

"“𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑇𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑑𝑎𝑦, 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑜𝑧𝑒𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑆𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑜 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒏 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒐𝒄𝒖𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝑼.𝑺. 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒔.”

Does one think those other "top U,S, officials" include House Republicans?

CroneEver's avatar

I really shouldn't be amazed at how the very same people who wanted Kyle Rittenhouse for Senator and acquitted him of cold-blooded murder because he shot people who were protesting police violence against blacks are now having a fit because the death of a health insurance CEO should not be celebrated! He was rich! He was white! He was a family man!