Thanks Martini, for always giving us a moment of delight in the mornings! Did you know that both Rabbits and Pigs have a natural harmony in Chinese astrology? Rabbits bring creativity and calmness while pigs offer optimism and generosity. As a Year of the Pig myself, I can absolutely attest to that!
So our weak-kneed FBI Director, Christopher Wray, is going to resign instead of serving out his 10-yerar term. Furthermore, instead of resigning now and allowing President Biden the opportunity to nominate someone to take over the FBI, Wray is going to wait until 20 January to resign in order to allow Trump to fill the spot with his lapdog.
Under the Vacancy Replacements Act, if a person resigns from a Senate-approved position, they must be replaced by someone who has already gone through Senate confirmation. The position can't be filled by a recess appointment or any other shenanigans the Orange Shitstain might come up with.
So, one of Wray's deputies takes over, until a new Director is confirmed by the Senate.
Wray's resignation was, in fact, a giant thumb in the eye of You-Know-Who.
🔥 @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social: "Trump lied about an election being stolen and then sicked a mob on the Capitol. It's funny that you roll your eyes at this, Kevin, because you're the one who went down and resurrected him.”
Sarah dropping a big fat truth bomb in McCarthy’s lap here. Respect.
Radley Balko: "You can’t simply call people “terrorists” and immediately start bombing the countries where said “terrorists” are operating without first consulting with the leaders of those countries. Mexico’s president promptly and resoundingly dismissed the idea ..."
you can probably DM them ... if you go to the "chat" icon, there's an option for "direct" where you can send them a message. It should alert Ziggy to your request.
I think you can also do an "@" thing, where you tag them: @ziggywiggy maybe? not sure how that works.
Wasn't too important. I'll try to connect with zig later. Thx for the tip anyway SisterA, have copied and pasted into an ever-enlargening Notepad file that needs to be seriously edited.
Tom Petty “Wildflowrs” CD was where I stuck my college parking pass sticker, which I still have, decades and thousands of miles away later still with bright yellow triangle parking pass securely affixed…may also been used for other “recreational” college purposes also too occasionally 😅😂🤩💗🎶
It’s really sad how easy it would be to make our country an easier happier place to live for people.
Universal Healthcare and universal pre-k and day care.
Those are by far the biggest economic factors that keep families from getting ahead. And it affects everyone’s overall happiness.
Losing your job is a terrible thing but imagine how much less stressful it would be if your health insurance wasn’t tied to it.
Imagine not having to work a second job just to pay for day care that you need to work your first job.
And all billionaires would have to do is give up 3-5 percent of their income.
Sadly it’s generations away now thanks to “but her emails” and misogyny because even if somehow we managed to get any of it passed, SCOTUS would probably stop it from happening.
Fukui at the 1936 Olympic Stadium standing where Hitler stood and wearing a Mayor Larry Vaughn from Jaws jacket and doing a Nixon (no way am I doing the banned salute in Berlin)
it wouldn't be mitreguy without getting a dig on the shitlib cancellationmad democrat party, playing up kamala's embrace of liz cheney, as an anti-january 6 republican, as instead being an embrace of gwot overreach.
Mostly done with major workout bits: 125 reps abs, 300 reps ballet barre nonsense. Each, 1 set.
A bit shaky so I'll delay the arm weights portion.
Still on news blackout but for brief checks on Syria. And need to take time off from reading as much as it's giving me headaches. So: more baking today, and going to try real bread, like adult 😳
I’ve got your modesty pr0n right here… it’s pig and a bun, baby! Your hed gif source link: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/bun-and-pig-living-their-best-lives
And a meme chat, bow-chica-wow-wow: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/3901dc31-610f-4879-86a4-b700162b053d?utm_source=share
Martini? Would it be any trouble to add me to the Wonkette Starter Pack on BlueSky?
I believe you were added several days ago.
Yay! Thank you!
Looks like it should be a fairy tale. What would be the life lesson ?
Those who live in cabbage houses shouldn't invite pigs over for lunch?
CUTENESSS OVERLOAD!!!
This is entirely too much squee for a rainy Wednesday morning. Where is the manager so that I might register a complaint?
Thanks Martini, for always giving us a moment of delight in the mornings! Did you know that both Rabbits and Pigs have a natural harmony in Chinese astrology? Rabbits bring creativity and calmness while pigs offer optimism and generosity. As a Year of the Pig myself, I can absolutely attest to that!
That bunny INSIDE the cabbage that it is eating would make a great album cover for "Pop Will Eat Itself." Just sayin'.
I feel the need to point out to various non-comments that the pictured vegetable is not lettuce. It is Napa cabbage (also Chinese cabbage).
and it's the biggest damn leaf ever
I actually did note that it was cabbage in my source link, believe it or not!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
Looked like a Romain Lettuce to me...
The stalks/veins are too broad and romaine doesn't have quite the bright yellow tint that Napa has.
As usual I gotta show up to the meme chat with a post bomb 😂
Don't eat the cute bunny center!
They are so adorbs at eating their lettuce....
Pig and a bun sounds like a dish on a bar-b-que joint menu.
Sweet bunny and sweet piggy having fun. Squee!
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 is one happy bunny. Wee piggy hasn't got a care in the world either!
And as we learned (DID YOU NOT?) from Peter and the Flopsy Rabbits' lives:
"LETTUCES CAN BE VERY SOPORIFIC" so please be careful, Piggy & Bun!
Mr McGregor hides in waiting…
Goddamn right. Be careful with those edibles and where you nap!!!
Looks like a Romaine orgy.
I'm pretty sure that's a napa cabbage, but I don't want to stand in the way of a good orgy.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!
Well, I *was* planning a 'giving head' joke, but decided against it.
Friends, country, Romaine men, lend me your ears and trotters?
So our weak-kneed FBI Director, Christopher Wray, is going to resign instead of serving out his 10-yerar term. Furthermore, instead of resigning now and allowing President Biden the opportunity to nominate someone to take over the FBI, Wray is going to wait until 20 January to resign in order to allow Trump to fill the spot with his lapdog.
'Tis method to his madness.
Under the Vacancy Replacements Act, if a person resigns from a Senate-approved position, they must be replaced by someone who has already gone through Senate confirmation. The position can't be filled by a recess appointment or any other shenanigans the Orange Shitstain might come up with.
So, one of Wray's deputies takes over, until a new Director is confirmed by the Senate.
Wray's resignation was, in fact, a giant thumb in the eye of You-Know-Who.
That’s good to hear. I was afraid that Wray’s resignation would allow Trump to fill the position without Senate confirmation.
Funny they’re looking for porn with modesty. Still porn
Wow. That is how journalism looks like.
https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3ld2ibpmsa22m
🔥 @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social: "Trump lied about an election being stolen and then sicked a mob on the Capitol. It's funny that you roll your eyes at this, Kevin, because you're the one who went down and resurrected him.”
Sarah dropping a big fat truth bomb in McCarthy’s lap here. Respect.
Radley Balko: "You can’t simply call people “terrorists” and immediately start bombing the countries where said “terrorists” are operating without first consulting with the leaders of those countries. Mexico’s president promptly and resoundingly dismissed the idea ..."
Israel shows the way!
Our beloved Mei Mei kitty loves that album too. That's why her full name is
Mei Mei Wildflower Blue Batkiller Hellcat
If you’re looking for “modesty,” pornhub is definitely not the place to be searching.
A more detailed thread about the failed self coup attempt in South Korea a couple of days ago
https://x.com/BluRoofPolitics/status/1866500696260145330
"Your kitchen floor is lonely, and wants you to lie on it."
Pay it floorward.
ziggywiggy if you're out there now the eppe household has a request
you can probably DM them ... if you go to the "chat" icon, there's an option for "direct" where you can send them a message. It should alert Ziggy to your request.
I think you can also do an "@" thing, where you tag them: @ziggywiggy maybe? not sure how that works.
I don't think the @ thing works on ShitStack
DMing does work well though
It works for authors, but maybe not in all parts of substack? I haz confuz.
Oh who knows then
Wasn't too important. I'll try to connect with zig later. Thx for the tip anyway SisterA, have copied and pasted into an ever-enlargening Notepad file that needs to be seriously edited.
Tom Petty “Wildflowrs” CD was where I stuck my college parking pass sticker, which I still have, decades and thousands of miles away later still with bright yellow triangle parking pass securely affixed…may also been used for other “recreational” college purposes also too occasionally 😅😂🤩💗🎶
It’s really sad how easy it would be to make our country an easier happier place to live for people.
Universal Healthcare and universal pre-k and day care.
Those are by far the biggest economic factors that keep families from getting ahead. And it affects everyone’s overall happiness.
Losing your job is a terrible thing but imagine how much less stressful it would be if your health insurance wasn’t tied to it.
Imagine not having to work a second job just to pay for day care that you need to work your first job.
And all billionaires would have to do is give up 3-5 percent of their income.
Sadly it’s generations away now thanks to “but her emails” and misogyny because even if somehow we managed to get any of it passed, SCOTUS would probably stop it from happening.
Fukui at the 1936 Olympic Stadium standing where Hitler stood and wearing a Mayor Larry Vaughn from Jaws jacket and doing a Nixon (no way am I doing the banned salute in Berlin)
https://substack.com/profile/155630927-fukuisanyesota/note/c-81049916?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb
Every now and then the good guys win. Except for Brundage. Fuck him.
That's still a home stadium for Bundesliege club, isn't it? Is the Olympic track still there?
The original track is long gone. Hertha BSC play there. The 2024 Euro finals were played there as well.
https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2024/06/Euro-2024-final-8a43d5f.jpg
That's cool. If you're still there please post some more pics of the entire stadia if you have the time.
Yeah, I've got shitloads but I'll wait until the open thread later. It's a massively impressive piece of architecture.
No problem. Patience may be my only virtue, if that.
Are you going to run the 100 meters there and compare it to Jesse Owens' time?
Put a Glühwein at the other end and I'd give it my best shot. It was *bastard* cold today.
So, schießkalt, you're saying.
Multi-directional cool, my man. ✌🏽
it wouldn't be mitreguy without getting a dig on the shitlib cancellationmad democrat party, playing up kamala's embrace of liz cheney, as an anti-january 6 republican, as instead being an embrace of gwot overreach.
the horseshoe is real.
Mostly done with major workout bits: 125 reps abs, 300 reps ballet barre nonsense. Each, 1 set.
A bit shaky so I'll delay the arm weights portion.
Still on news blackout but for brief checks on Syria. And need to take time off from reading as much as it's giving me headaches. So: more baking today, and going to try real bread, like adult 😳
Your Wednesday reminder, this Saturday's Movie Night is 𝐀𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐫 (𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟏) https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-dec14-arthur?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
*waves*
Hi Morgan!