Get Ready For Modesty Pron! Tabs, Wed., Dec. 11, 2024
Morning news roundup and things to read!
What are we reading this morning? It’s tabs!
Don’t know why Russia’s SWATting their best friend (after Tulsi) Margarine Taylor Greene, but they shouldn’t do that, innocent people get hurt. (AP)
Speaking of people getting hurt, friend of Wonkette Charlotte Clymer is grossed out that everyone’s fawning over the Hot Assassin. Political violence is usually going to be used against us, not them, and we shouldn’t be thirsty for it. (Charlotte Clymer)
Popehat is graphic about how America loves violent murder, actually. Your kitchen floor is lonely, and wants you to lie on it. (Popehat)
If you haven’t yet been persuaded to universal healthcare by Robyn’s regular rants on the topic, try Qasim Rashid! His tone is very reasonable. (Qasim Rashid)
Democrats? Time to get brave, get proactive, get a solution, and politicize the hell out of it. (Paul Waldman)
Weird, all the foreign governments stopped staying at the Trump DC hotel after he sold it, weird. (CREW)
This is from last week, before Assad fled (LOL), but it looks like these al Qaeda dudes who took over Aleppo first are trying to show everyone they’ll be chill and responsible. That would be very nice? (Reuters)
John Bolton would like to see Syria’s Tulsi files o.O (Spytalk)
Should we go to war with Mexico? Si, o HELL SI!? From August, and worth revisiting! (Radley Balko)
I don’t know whether Marcie will include this in her “highlights” of the Senate Judiciary Committee deportation hearing yestertoday, but I am guessing so! Sen. John Kennedy brayed like an ass again. (The New Republic)
The AI is not good at its job! (Indignity)
Oh lord, get ready for modesty porn. Samantha Cole explains why that tradwife bullshit should creep you the fuck out. (404 Media)
An interesting interview with Willem Dafoe, a cool fuckin guy. (Vulture)
Put some wildflowers in your median, for the beeeeeeees! (Progress Playbook)
I love this album.
I’ve got your modesty pr0n right here… it’s pig and a bun, baby! Your hed gif source link: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/bun-and-pig-living-their-best-lives
And a meme chat, bow-chica-wow-wow: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/3901dc31-610f-4879-86a4-b700162b053d?utm_source=share
“The senator Elizabeth Warren will introduce a bill in Congress on Wednesday aimed at shifting corporations away from “maximizing shareholder value” and towards giving more support to workers and other stakeholders.
The Accountable Capitalism Act proposes a series of reforms to increase corporate responsibility, strengthen the voices of workers and others in corporate decisions and shift companies away from their focus on shareholders.”
THIS DAY IN PRESIDENT LIZ