Just in time for election season, the Great Big Benghazi Hearings and Airing of Grievances are starting Wednesday, so get ready for yet another round of Fox stories about "stand down" orders, Barack Obama sleeping on the job, and of course Susan Rice covering up the attack by saying that it started as a demonstration against an anti-Muslim video (
I would think that Butt-Chugging (sure, go on, Google it) would pair nicely with "Gowdy Getting To The Bottom Of It", but to add that extra touch of Benghazi Magic, use vodka-spiked chicken broth.
Don't be silly! Of course not. That would be totally beside the point, which is to scream invective against the president and pre-emptively saddle Hillary with as much baggage as possible - haven't you been keeping up?
I had thought of suggesting we all take a drink whenever anyone mentions "four dead Americans," but then I remembered that alcohol can actually kill us, and we would have a lot more than four dead by the time it was all over.
Benghazi bounce would make a nice game but damn alcohol poisoning is some serious shit
I would think that Butt-Chugging (sure, go on, Google it) would pair nicely with "Gowdy Getting To The Bottom Of It", but to add that extra touch of Benghazi Magic, use vodka-spiked chicken broth.
Sound advice, Mr. Weiner.
some repeats of david tennant dr who, maybe fright night again, for sure some buffy and if on the second bottle: game of thrones.
from your mouth to god's ear.
Ben AFLAC?
"dear Wonkers, to come up with a drinking game."
Wake up at 7. Start drinking whatever is handy. Sleep through most of the day. Wake up again. If hearings are still playing, throw up on television.
Did they build enough grandstands in the hearing room for all the Republicans to pontificate from?
Cf. Chicken fucking.
At first I read that as gassy troll and thought I too would like to stand on a few of these jackholes...maybe even jump up and down a bit as well.
Will they investigate why Obama failed to save the embassy by nuking Benghazi?
Don't be silly! Of course not. That would be totally beside the point, which is to scream invective against the president and pre-emptively saddle Hillary with as much baggage as possible - haven't you been keeping up?
I had thought of suggesting we all take a drink whenever anyone mentions "four dead Americans," but then I remembered that alcohol can actually kill us, and we would have a lot more than four dead by the time it was all over.
It's about damn time we got back to this! All that ISIS/Ukraine/Ebola/Gaza/OtherShit stuff was becoming a big distraction.
Impeachment? They probably would have demanded the Marines at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue storm the Oval and clap the President in irons.
I recommend that all speakers must demonstrate that they can locate Benghazi on a map.