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If only someone had answered his online question in a timely manner, the one about "How is babby formed?"

Therefore, it is everyone else's fault because of that lack of information. SHAME ON YOU ALL

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Offset by the first poor decision: allow his penis boarding privileges.

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It is.

What if I told you that you could provide financial stability for you, your children, and your children's children in two easy steps? I'm talking about a proven two-step program that you can master over the course of a six hours. Is six hours of your time too much to ask for your grandkids to be filthy rich? I didn't think so. Join me at the Red Roof Inn by the airport, this Saturday . . .

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See, BOTH SIDES DO IT!

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You know, the actor who played Uncle Fester had to work with a make-up artist to look as creepy as he did. It seems to come naturally to this dude.

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I bet it won't happen though. Teabaggers seem to be the new third rail of American politics. Can't upset 'em, nope nope.

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We had a gang of girls at our school in the late 90's who called themselves that. Their specialty was sleeping with their target's boyfriend and then boasting about it. and they were all in my drama class together. Good times. Good times.

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I agree.

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It's the kind of procedure that you can learn at a one-day seminar at the Red Roof Inn by the airport.

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Isn't that redundant? Could we not just say Republican man, and his whiteness would be implied?

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DesJarlais voters don't give a damn about his actions and deeds. All they care about is that letter "R" after his name on the ballot. This concludes today's lesson on parables: "Knowing a tree by it's fruit."

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License? To practice medicine? What kind of nanny state are they running down in Tennessee?

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Revised ruling:

Guys who can rock the bullet-head: Michael Jordan, plus actor212. Guys who can't: all others, particularly middle-aged white dudes who won't go bald with dignity.

Hirsute-ism rears its shaggy head...

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Remember that time Bill Clinton did that thing with the cigar, and all the republicans and future teabaggers were all "hey leave the guy's personal life out of it...."? Yeah, me neither.

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You could also say simply Republican, and his maleness would be implied.

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yeah because apparently they also don't believe in contraception.

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