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Mara in Mountains's avatar

He might have swallowed a paper clip. That could do some damage, I guess.

Mara in Mountains's avatar

Internal bleeding could be a fancy-ass term for “bruise.” Yeah, Jonathan Ross got himself a bruise — probably on his trigger finger — in the heroic takedown of non-dude-hating American terrorist Renee Good. He had to ice it. Funny, huh? Hope insurance covered that.

KathyintheWallowas's avatar

This seems like a crack in the immunity narrative too. Feds never have "absolute immunity"... qualified immunity at best. Also, when these dudes lose their (probably not legally funded) status, they're even more on the hook personally for defense. (Long stories how I know).

Avi Klein's avatar

Jenn Lyon is absolutely an underrated national treasure

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

JONATHAN ROSS'S "internal bleeding" doesn't hold a candle to Renee Good's external bleeding.

Mike Gesing's avatar

If he has internal bleeding, It's a stress induced stomach ulcer.

BlueSpot's avatar

Bleeding ulcers from being an alcoholic who is drinking too much is also a form of "internal bleeding".

Just sayin'.

Jann McCarthy's avatar

Can we vote on favorite organ to have been exploded by angry lesbian energy?

I vote for his liver. Having his liver explode could cause him to disappear from public as completely as he has, and now he can’t have beers with the guys anymore.

Jann McCarthy's avatar

He is a January Sixy, and an Ice Agent, and a repeat offender! 3 out of four (I don’t think Tarrio is an adjudicated child rapist-yet) pieces of a Venn Diagram!

Khavrinen's avatar

"If anything, the ICE agent probably had bruises from slipping and falling all over the regular ice and snow, because none of these clowns even thought to wear snow boots, in Minnesota, in the middle of freaking January."

This week on "America's Fasciest Home Videos":

https://youtu.be/701cQ4-K0Tc?t=552

KathyintheWallowas's avatar

I was looking at the weather forecast. Some nice subzeros coming.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. IF (and that's a big if) that ICE goon was injured, he wasn't hurt by Good or her car.

majorfathead's avatar

Internal bleeding on his trigger finger maybe. The pull on those pistols can be pretty heavy. Sorry not the time for jocularity. That guy can fuck all the way off, then when he gets there he can fuck off again and again and again. They all can as far as I am concerned.

Goonemeritus's avatar

An ulcer is technically internal bleeding

Gayle Stamler's avatar

He might have hurt himself hurling his body onto the hood in order to fire the first shot through her windshield.

beb's avatar

"Dirty floor spaghetti" Love the metaphor. I'd like to think that that Ross guy has been sent to some dirty Black Site for what he did, but no such luck.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I posted this last night, but it bares resharing:

Did she hit him?

Spoiler: no.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTgAy-lkd2M/?igsh=Nnc5NXFhdDZnMTAx