I was startled literally out of my slippers once when my sisters kitten first saw her bad self in a mirror. That arched back and spider walk and tiny growl. Awwww...
Whenever I have a new kitten, one of the rituals I look forward to is The First Encounter With a Mirror. I don't always catch that event, and sadly when I do, I don't have a camera available.
'And now a sixth boat has been blown up, and Trump has sent B-52 bombers to fly in circles off the coast, says he’s sent in the CIA, and also that maybe he’ll invade by land, who knows? But NO NEW WARS, right? Right?'
President Stupid Ass will be crying again as to why he didn't get that NOBLE after blowing up those 6 fucking skiffs in international waters...
Wonkette, I love you dearly, and never miss a tabs, but… that KISS video doesn’t feature Ace Frehley. Try this one, written and performed by Ace. https://youtu.be/8MItEBZBxLs?si=anloDNe1W4nc1ooR
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON is one of the better movies. The entire "trilogy" is sad, though. As always, love spells the creature's doom. And suffocation, I guess.
Latest I heard is that the live fire military rah-rah at Camp Pendleton has been scaled back. No Freeway shutdown, no missiles. Just the normal artillery that neighbors are used to rattling their windows.
But no firing from ships onto the shore (next the freeway). Jesus. Who thought that was a good idea?!
Holy shit, you guys...Marjorie Taylor Greene is becoming radicalized! To OUR side!
She is fed up with tariffs, objects to repubs taking our healthcare, and was disgusted by that young republican chat leak. A far-right shitposter and wannabe pundit came to Washington, saw what was really going on, and changed her mind. That's not nothing. She may have more integrity than Lisa Murkowski or Susan Collins, who knows?
Look, I don't trust her or anything, but this is surely a sign of progress, is it not?
Remember, always cut away from yourself. Especially when using a very sharp cutting implement and cutting something like hard plastic that is prone to slippage. And don't use your hand grundle (the area between your thumb and forefinger, pretty sure I got the terminology right) to stop the blade. Anyway, I don't think this one is going to cause any nerve damage like the cut to that thumb did a decade ago.
"On Thursday, one of [Putin's] senior aides, Kirill Dmitriev, posted on X that Elon Musk’s tunneling company could build a “Putin-Trump tunnel” between eastern Russia and Alaska."
Info on today’s hed gif: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/kitty-defeats-shadowy-reflection
And your Friday meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/d0881328-1369-43ad-97be-5f2a134910d0?utm_source=share
That was hysterical. Kid Cat vs The Halloween Spirit.
Is this for real 😳???
I can't tell anymore 😕
Well, sorry. It's the meme. I'm ahead of Hooper.
But it would fit, eh?
When kitty came upon that thing
She thought "You ain't no cat.
I'm not sure what the hell you are
But I'll give you such a bat."
I will ALWAYS upvote tuxboi shenanigans! 😻
Excellent Tabs gif, Martini! I LOLed.
Thank you for this! I've got a morning ahead and this has already made my day.
Little kitty looks concerned about having completely vanquished the imposter.
STUPID DAMN CAT!
"Too easy..."
na na na na na na na na na
-----CatMan !!!!
The Fierce Protector, protecting fiercely...
I was startled literally out of my slippers once when my sisters kitten first saw her bad self in a mirror. That arched back and spider walk and tiny growl. Awwww...
The Halloween Hop...
When The Little Ol' Lady Cat was just The Little Lady Cat, she'd pop off a half dozen in a row when conditions were right
Whenever I have a new kitten, one of the rituals I look forward to is The First Encounter With a Mirror. I don't always catch that event, and sadly when I do, I don't have a camera available.
I'm having problems conjuring this idea called Hammy without a camera available.
LOL.
Wednesday the shop kitty to the fake kitty, "Cat got your tongue?"
GODDAMN IT now I SO want to get a tux girl kitty and name her Wednesday.
Flawless victory!
Mortal Clawbat!
Ya need to loosen up there, bud!
'And now a sixth boat has been blown up, and Trump has sent B-52 bombers to fly in circles off the coast, says he’s sent in the CIA, and also that maybe he’ll invade by land, who knows? But NO NEW WARS, right? Right?'
President Stupid Ass will be crying again as to why he didn't get that NOBLE after blowing up those 6 fucking skiffs in international waters...
Wonkette, I love you dearly, and never miss a tabs, but… that KISS video doesn’t feature Ace Frehley. Try this one, written and performed by Ace. https://youtu.be/8MItEBZBxLs?si=anloDNe1W4nc1ooR
Breaking news today:
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrisgeidner/p/trump-admin-asks-scotus-for-an-order?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
Depending on SCOTUS's ruling we may see many more invasions of our cities and violations of state sovereignty.
Wow, clicked to watch KISS and there was a join ICE commercial!
I almost didn’t recognize Sliwa without the stupid beret.
Another red hatted asshole
CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON is one of the better movies. The entire "trilogy" is sad, though. As always, love spells the creature's doom. And suffocation, I guess.
Latest I heard is that the live fire military rah-rah at Camp Pendleton has been scaled back. No Freeway shutdown, no missiles. Just the normal artillery that neighbors are used to rattling their windows.
But no firing from ships onto the shore (next the freeway). Jesus. Who thought that was a good idea?!
Oh. The White House, of course.
https://www.kpbs.org/news/military/2025/10/16/marines-no-ship-to-shore-firing-exercise-saturday-howitzer-fire-planned
Holy shit, you guys...Marjorie Taylor Greene is becoming radicalized! To OUR side!
She is fed up with tariffs, objects to repubs taking our healthcare, and was disgusted by that young republican chat leak. A far-right shitposter and wannabe pundit came to Washington, saw what was really going on, and changed her mind. That's not nothing. She may have more integrity than Lisa Murkowski or Susan Collins, who knows?
Look, I don't trust her or anything, but this is surely a sign of progress, is it not?
Forget it, Jake; it's The Timeline.
Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin...
Harry, nooooooooooooooooooooo! Leave Batcat alone!
Admiral Holsey notified Trump
He'll never go to prison for a genocidal chump
You can make fun of that kitty but who among us hasn't "pimp slapped" more than one Sears mannequin
😎
Warning: Gratuitous stupidity.
https://substack.com/profile/156971334-satanic-pancake/note/c-167354724
Remember, always cut away from yourself. Especially when using a very sharp cutting implement and cutting something like hard plastic that is prone to slippage. And don't use your hand grundle (the area between your thumb and forefinger, pretty sure I got the terminology right) to stop the blade. Anyway, I don't think this one is going to cause any nerve damage like the cut to that thumb did a decade ago.
Note not available, Sat.
New York Times, today:
"On Thursday, one of [Putin's] senior aides, Kirill Dmitriev, posted on X that Elon Musk’s tunneling company could build a “Putin-Trump tunnel” between eastern Russia and Alaska."
Musk should do that. And Chump and Putin should take the inaugural ride together. What could go wrong?
Well, you'll need it after with earth's surface is irradiated and uninhabitable.
Planning! Building! Infrastructure!
Oh yes, totally. And both men should inspect the progress. Daily.
Nice of Bobbo to bring up his kids - not mentioning that the mother of the first four (that we know of) was driven to suicide by him.