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motmelere's avatar

Elon wants to bend consumers to his will. I call it eminent domain.

Zap's avatar

He can get bent himself.

motmelere's avatar

Watching earlier shows of folks scratching their heads about what happened to Putin's wiener thug. Putin did. Vlad started his careen to the top by killing strangers in the grisliest way: with poison. Dude would probably barf if he had to actually murder someone face-to-face.

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My money says Prigozhin did a vanishing act, killing the pilots, crew and the rest of the passengers to make it look like he was lost too. Which, despite the fact he called out Putin as the shitstain he is, should surprise no one who has ever heard of him.

fakeconsultant's avatar

Not so sure: the other passengers were supposedly his senior commanders, unless the whole incident was faked and the whole group disappeared

DemoCat's avatar

What a shock. Total surprise that someone who betrayed and embarrassed Putin and was later given “amnesty” for his mini-coup had a very short shelf life. I’m guessing he redid his will and said goodbye to his family over recent weeks. Surely we will never know what really happened to that plane, but it was a certainty that Prigozhin would meet with misfortune and soon.

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We get treated to a third night of Rachel tomorrow night. Discussing PAB's surrender in Georgia.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

MSNBC Calls it for Pence and Nikki

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Now live blog MSNBC Highlights

fakeconsultant's avatar

Talk about a palate cleanser!

fakeconsultant's avatar

Sat through the whole damn thing, and I'm pretty sure Biden won.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Is Trump demanding a recount again?

fakeconsultant's avatar

Not if he has to pay for it

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

He pays for very little. He'll just take it from his suckers, er, donors or Campaign.

fakeconsultant's avatar

Christie: "I get the UFO question?" becomes an anti-teachers union rant.

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DeSantis wants to invade Mexico loudly and in the most manly way

Queen Méabh's avatar

The Mexican cartels have military-grade arsenals and private armies. They operate beyond the law, do not play war by our rules, and have powerful allies. The Cali and Medellin cartels will give them all the support and money they need. I have my doubts that any other Western nations would support an American invasion of Mexico, so there's that to consider as well. DeSantis is an idiot, but the rubes will eat this up.

Goin Green's avatar

DeSantis is an idiot, alright!

That's it, nothing else... just wanted to agree with on that.

fakeconsultant's avatar

He really is making the bag of hammers feel pretty good about itself.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Lol. Mostly because it's true.

fakeconsultant's avatar

Pretty sure we can look to Haiti for a primer in how it could go all wrong.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

What a dumb fckn idea! Start a War, what an idiot. Did he really go to Harvard? JFC!

fakeconsultant's avatar

He's pitching the genius of his educational efforts in Florida

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Someone posted this at the old Discus-based Wonkette: "When you ban books in classrooms, but not guns, you're more afraid of children learning than you're afraid of them dying."

Rhonda Santis is a pure asshole!

fakeconsultant's avatar

There was just nothing there: he puffed out his chest and kind of yelled and talked about being a Gravy Seal or whatever the hell he was (I thought he was a lawyer in the military?) and it all came off as extra medium.

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Another M*A*S*H dialogue that still cracks me up. I have no idea why.

Frank: You do carve?

Cho: I show you.

(picks up a 2 x 4)

Cho: Used to be round.

Frank: It looks like a 2 x 4.

Cho: Thank you.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

One of the best episodes was when 3-4 Koreans came in stating their name was "Kim Luck" Hawkeye Pierce attends to them and declares "this must be my Kim Lucky Day".

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

I remember that one: "Examined, diagnosed, and treated a total of five Kim Lucks--a new Kim Luck record I hope will stand for a long time."

fakeconsultant's avatar

Frank Burns would win delegates in GOP primaries.

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

It's entirely possible. Indiana *is* a red state.

fakeconsultant's avatar

DeSantis threatens someone else with death.

Jesus, this guy really is an awkward-ass looking piece of lumber

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

I refuse to watch, who's winning? What inning is it?

fakeconsultant's avatar

That Burgum guy might have got himself a Cabinet spot of some kind, Vivek will end up in a straightjacket before it's all over, Tim who?

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

True but that was even before the debate.

fakeconsultant's avatar

I think Christie is looking pretty good, so he's friggin' doomed with this crowd.

Best answer is probably whoever Trump attacks tomorrow won.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Fani Willis! Ok, that was a layup.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

I like your thinking. Did Christie bring the fly swatter to protect Mother's lil boy? Christie's just PO'd that Trump wouldn't appoint him to his Cabinet. Chris won't hold back but I think you're right on using Trump as a gauge.

fakeconsultant's avatar

Christie went all in: praised Pence for defending the Constitution and chided the audience for their "grudging" support for what he did on Jan 6th.

Goin Green's avatar

It still makes me want to throw up when anyone shows that cowardly cuck any fucking respect. I was there the previous 4 years... not breaking any more laws doesn't warrant any praise, only scorn for sitting silent while it all brewed. He knew.

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Good. Sometimes, Chris says it like it is and he did real well working with the Obama WH during Hurricane Sandy, but I won't ever forget Fort Lee!

fakeconsultant's avatar

You mean the routine scheduled maintenance?

Robert Eckert's avatar

It was a "special maintenance operation"

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Suuuuuuuure. That's the one!

fakeconsultant's avatar

That Vivek dude is straight-up demented