ABC News reports that California Governor Jerry Brown is undergoing treatment for prostate cancer, OH NO! News of Governor Brown's illness came courtesy of an ABC News alert right to our inbox (VIP Y'ALL), and was under stories about Chris Christie being fat, Hillary Clinton being too old in 2016 to run (your Wonkette is afraid that this is so, same goes for our much-loved Old Handsome Joe Biden, as he has "Old" right there in his name), and Hillary Clinton's hair. Let's read about
Aside from death if it isn't successful, the only potentially bad side effects from prostate surgery are incontinence and impotence, so not to worry. Jerry will sign bills on the crapper if need be, one can be sure.
Not a good week to be called Jerry Brown.
so true. old school dems are WAYYYY better at taking on the right.
no one feels comfortable talking about ague victims.
No mention of Christine O'Donnell's crotch parachute. LIBRAL BIAS
Goobernor Jerry's awesomeness is beyond dispute.
It sounds like Jerry has recently had other things to do at night.
Someone needs to find out why he had the gray stripe at the back of his neck. Were they afraid the dye would rub off on his collar?
Aside from death if it isn't successful, the only potentially bad side effects from prostate surgery are incontinence and impotence, so not to worry. Jerry will sign bills on the crapper if need be, one can be sure.
Which it won't, on account of Side Effect 2, as listed above. Prostate-specific antigen tests for all!