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Opthamologist is what I heard. Dunno what the fake board thing is about.

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Thank you. Yes, there’s that phrase “non-practicing“. But he went to med school. He knows what the rules are and he knows why they’re there. Rand ‘Shredding Virus’ Paul.

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For now I'm not sure they can confirm Judges, that's something.

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I'm looking into having a big get well soon party with the rest of the Republicans coming.

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He's a real doctor for all I know. (And I don't know.) But even if he is ... just a partial list of the MD's who have stood in the dock charged with murder would chill a person's teeth.

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Aaaaahhh... All great minds think alike..... What odds would you give a military coup???

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Did Trump University have a Med school???

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A case of COVID-19, an early Xmas present?

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Ten doctors will give you ten opinions, and they are each and every one right because they're doctors.

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"Its's easy if you try"

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Being quarantined with a libertarian would be a worse nightmare than whatever plague that's involved.

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while Repuggalos tend to ignore the safety stuff because the Insane Klown Possegrabber said it was all a hoax. They're all at BBQ joints swapping snout spray.

Hopefully that's a sign that natural selection is kicking in.

Even a virus can be useful.

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The bonus might be the number (and owners) of the heads that would explode.

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You forgot Guam.

The Deep South of the Pacific Ocean.

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I see what you did there, t's so Deep, South of Japan!!!

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My doctor is nowhere near Mengele, but she's not what I call compassionate either. I'm switching when this is over.

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