At the end of May, we made a big announcement, and it was that Wonkette husband Shypixel had designed a crazy sexy cool new Bernie Sanders 2016 T-shirt, and that you could pre-order them, to put on your body parts. Well guess what? THEY ARE HERE NOW! And you can see that they are here, because look at that picture, that is Shy, and he is wearing the T-shirt, on his dadbod, which he just renewed for another million years, by doing the sperm to Editrix Becca that caused her to
I suppose that probably would be more convenient than marrying and knocking up the proprietor of a political poop joke blog in order to gain access to a maternity ward private bathroom.
Looking good, Daddy Shy. Check in again in about six weeks of sleep deprivation, courtesy of our New Overlordess ("overlady" sounds a mite genteel for the powerful Miss Donna Rose ).
Well 'tis true it takes one gallon to grow one almond, and farmers were planting them up to a month ago. Since Oregon's also in drought, they shouldn't bother looking up here.
It seems like everybody's having a baby this June. The Wonkette Editrix, three of my Wagstaff cousins, Benedict Cumberbatch...and that's just within the last WEEK.
I am finding this really hard to masturbate to.
I suppose that probably would be more convenient than marrying and knocking up the proprietor of a political poop joke blog in order to gain access to a maternity ward private bathroom.
Looking good, Daddy Shy. Check in again in about six weeks of sleep deprivation, courtesy of our New Overlordess ("overlady" sounds a mite genteel for the powerful Miss Donna Rose ).
Well 'tis true it takes one gallon to grow one almond, and farmers were planting them up to a month ago. Since Oregon's also in drought, they shouldn't bother looking up here.
I thought that was Brazilian fart porn!
It seems like everybody's having a baby this June. The Wonkette Editrix, three of my Wagstaff cousins, Benedict Cumberbatch...and that's just within the last WEEK.
You can have any color you want, as long as it’s “black.”
Black is the new ...
Bqhatevwr
Backwards, yes, but forwards, no. My father, for instance- 4 girls no boys. His male line broke right there.
So having impregnated the queen, the drone is now being sold off in a package with a T shirt?
He wasn't nearly as funny as Joel, sorry.
Meet the new black, same as the old black.
You can't get a better Darwin Award candidate than that.
Also, to nobody's great surprise, "Police say Cooper had been drinking beer."
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I actually use "whatthefuckismypassword?" as a password for a couple of sites.
Crap . . . why didn't I think of that?-Shypixel