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Devon Williams's avatar

Rapists are victims, victims are rapists, everything is upside down.

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Rad's avatar

And President Felonious Cankles Pussy Grabber is floated (via ABC News last night) that it's in his right it if wants to pardon her.

...yet he lives.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Titties & toes. Toes & titties. Time for toes. Time for titties. Titty trafficking. Traffic in titties. Traffic in toes. Time for all these. Time for all those.

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Devon Williams's avatar

Spoken like Dr. Seuss himself, if he had no soul.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

What seems to get lost in all of this is Melania. She was there - she was at the Epstein parties. What does she know? How much is trump paying her to stay married to him so she won't talk?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Supermodel Melania in a G-string sprawled on the wing of a Gulfstream. Get it?

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Zyxomma's avatar

The daughter of crook Robert Maxwell is Epstein's pimp and procurer. The shit doesn't fall far from the asshole.

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Nemo's avatar

That's called a dingleberry.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

AAAAANNNNND the latest hot news, just this morning, or that's when I saw it ... is that Donald Trump is claiming Joe Biden, with Merrick Garland and James Comey in cahoots with him, put the orange cheeto's name into the Epstein files to make him look bad.

To Dan Bongino this may seem like a tenable theory.

Myself, I have doubts.

Who knows, though? Ghislaine Maxwell may confirm it, although how she would know either, baffles me. I'm also puzzled as to why Trump hasn't yet - apparently - tied Barack Obama to this evil conspiracy meant to tarnish his pristine reputation.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

so does the GOP stand for Good Old Pedo's now?

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underwriter505's avatar

Not to excuse her, because there is no excuse for her, but the truth is that we don't know whether she was a victim - not of Epstein, but when she herself was a child. As far as I know, she has never spoken on that point, and even if she had, we would not know for sure. There are many reasons why victims do not reveal the whole truth about their victimization - mostly related to shame, fear, or a combination, with or without a pressure factor.

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Nemo's avatar

I've had a similar thought. Maybe her dad had the hots for her like the Dotard lusted about Ivanka.

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underwriter505's avatar

Just as with mental, emotional, and other forms of physical abuse, survivors can become practitioners. It's not an sxcuse, but it can be an explanation. Thanks.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

But I have been told only men are capable of true evil.

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Karen Krebser's avatar

So, hey, um, Wonkette Overlords? Would it be ok to use photos of kittens or baby goats or baby gorillas or puppies or turtles or majestic sea flap-flaps or whatever on posts about either of those two shit demons instead of their pictures? Because it's always a good time for baby goats, but also because #ShitDemons... <vomit>

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Ah gee - those two crazy kids! Youth! - isn't it wasted on the young? JizzWell - you looked so young. What a happy family!!

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"M"'s avatar

"The people telling America they’re going to give the Epstein truth, are meeting with the perpetrators & not the victims

That should be the daily headline

The fact is isn't says everything

Mainstream media is protecting & covering for a child rapist and sex trafficker, sitting in the Oval Office"

https://bsky.app/profile/denisedwheeler.bsky.social/post/3lv2abzifht2q

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Gonzalo X. Ruiz's avatar

Enigmas is anagram for gamines. There’s you p3do inside code joke, pizzagate freaks. They never age, yuk yuk. Ew

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"M"'s avatar

Ew, indeed

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Lois B's avatar

Ghislaine Maxwell is NOT a victim. AGREE she is a “child sex trafficker.

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jydnys's avatar

Turns out the "I wish her well" was actually more of a campaign promise

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