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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I reaaaally hope there's no racially offensive sexy-business with pins and bowling balls, like those other unnameable balls.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I miss Breitbart because my sights are off.

/NEILIST HUMOR

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"After a decade of keeping his foot on the throats of fellow journalists, it never occurred to them to kick his bloated wineskin around the Beltway the moment they learned he'd died."

Oh, this work is a lovely masterpiece of snark/shiv combination. Almost makes me want to read Gawker.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Would you like to include a hashtag or a QR Code on your headstone for an additional $10.00?"

My new side business!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

In a way, James O'Keefe was a sallow little pale dollop ejected from the fetid reproductive areas of Breitbart Media, so you're ... half-wrong?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Goodbye Breitbart, may you forever not exist with the best amoral fuckbags that ever perished!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.monuments.com\/living-headstones" target="_blank">Too late</a>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Holy shit! Looks like I would have been severely under-pricing the services anyway.

Alright, retooling my business model to somehow include Blingees on the headstones.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Llama libel!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I know! Are <i>ghosts</i> OK to snark at? If our Editrix has to apologize personally to a ghost, that would be bad for all concerned.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

That is inspiring! With his dying breath, rallying his followers to the Repubican alternative to Obamacare.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

According to Lisa Simpson, the opposite of Schadenfreude is "sour grapes" (those Germans have a word for everything!)

I never understood that either...

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

"Naffe’s story shines a spotlight on an even uglier crossfire: the one between the slanderous sewer of right-wing smear culture and its doppelganger, a reactionary band of left-wingers that’s equally willing to kick below the belt."

Literally, right there on the first page... Goddamn all those left wing guys who drug women in barns!

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Mahousu's avatar

I miss Breitbart as much as I miss navel lint.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I don't think you want to be captured and interrogated by THESE Nazis, though, Liz. I somehow don't think it would be nearly as sexy.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

The best thing Breitbart ever wrote was "call 911" in a puddle of his own vomit.

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