Today, Wonketeers, we light a yahrzeit candle for the late Andrew Breitbart. Hard to believe it was only one year ago today that the big lunk gallivanted off to that Great Wine Bar in the Sky, leaving his minions in a state of mourning from which they have yet to emerge. Yes, from the
"After a decade of keeping his foot on the throats of fellow journalists, it never occurred to them to kick his bloated wineskin around the Beltway the moment they learned he'd died."
Oh, this work is a lovely masterpiece of snark/shiv combination. Almost makes me want to read Gawker.
In a way, James O'Keefe was a sallow little pale dollop ejected from the fetid reproductive areas of Breitbart Media, so you're ... half-wrong?
"Naffe’s story shines a spotlight on an even uglier crossfire: the one between the slanderous sewer of right-wing smear culture and its doppelganger, a reactionary band of left-wingers that’s equally willing to kick below the belt."
Literally, right there on the first page... Goddamn all those left wing guys who drug women in barns!
I don't think you want to be captured and interrogated by THESE Nazis, though, Liz. I somehow don't think it would be nearly as sexy.
I reaaaally hope there's no racially offensive sexy-business with pins and bowling balls, like those other unnameable balls.
I miss Breitbart because my sights are off.
/NEILIST HUMOR
"After a decade of keeping his foot on the throats of fellow journalists, it never occurred to them to kick his bloated wineskin around the Beltway the moment they learned he'd died."
Oh, this work is a lovely masterpiece of snark/shiv combination. Almost makes me want to read Gawker.
"Would you like to include a hashtag or a QR Code on your headstone for an additional $10.00?"
My new side business!
In a way, James O'Keefe was a sallow little pale dollop ejected from the fetid reproductive areas of Breitbart Media, so you're ... half-wrong?
Goodbye Breitbart, may you forever not exist with the best amoral fuckbags that ever perished!
<a href="http:\/\/www.monuments.com\/living-headstones" target="_blank">Too late</a>
Holy shit! Looks like I would have been severely under-pricing the services anyway.
Alright, retooling my business model to somehow include Blingees on the headstones.
Llama libel!
I know! Are <i>ghosts</i> OK to snark at? If our Editrix has to apologize personally to a ghost, that would be bad for all concerned.
That is inspiring! With his dying breath, rallying his followers to the Repubican alternative to Obamacare.
According to Lisa Simpson, the opposite of Schadenfreude is &quot;sour grapes&quot; (those Germans have a word for everything!)
I never understood that either...
&quot;Naffe&rsquo;s story shines a spotlight on an even uglier crossfire: the one between the slanderous sewer of right-wing smear culture and its doppelganger, a reactionary band of left-wingers that&rsquo;s equally willing to kick below the belt.&quot;
Literally, right there on the first page... Goddamn all those left wing guys who drug women in barns!
I miss Breitbart as much as I miss navel lint.
I don&#039;t think you want to be captured and interrogated by THESE Nazis, though, Liz. I somehow don&#039;t think it would be nearly as sexy.
The best thing Breitbart ever wrote was &quot;call 911&quot; in a puddle of his own vomit.