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Spurning Beer's avatar

You mean you got 800s too?

Spurning Beer's avatar

We'd have to run away. I'm in Florida, where the sanctity of marriage is protected by Allen West, Katherine Harris, and Marco Rubio.

The bigger question is, can a man and woman gay marry each other?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Thomas Jefferson had to invent the #2 pencil, first. Up until then, it was #1 or nothin'.

TundraGrifter's avatar

This story can't be right. It was just yesterday Off-the-Mark LeVin said it's very hard to transfer into an Ivy League school. His theory was that Mr. Obama claimed foreign birth to gain some sort of admissions edge.

Spurning Beer's avatar

So Mr. Pollack is an African-American, huh?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Chuck Schumer got 800s on his SATs. Really.

bobbert's avatar

Meh, so did I. Which pretty well invalidates <i>that</i> metric.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not exactly spinning ... it's more like a slow rotation.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Farm animals, on average, have higher standards than that.

chascates's avatar

Gingrich may have aced his SATs. Would he be a better Preznit for it?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No I didn't. The gay porn...duh!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"If Obama’s SAT scores were near the average..."</i>

And if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

75 Conspiracy theory books; 50 Romance; 25 Agitprop.

Wait, what was that about the gay porn ... ?

WishingIWereThere's avatar

Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria ...

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The Briebart personal library contains 3 varieties of books: conspiracy theories, agitprop, and romances. There are a total of 150 books. There are 3 times as many conspiracy theories as agitprop and twice as many romance as agitprop. How many of each variety are there?

Did you remember to carry the gay porn? If so, how retarded are Briebart's fans?