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You mean you got 800s too?

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We'd have to run away. I'm in Florida, where the sanctity of marriage is protected by Allen West, Katherine Harris, and Marco Rubio.

The bigger question is, can a man and woman gay marry each other?

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Thomas Jefferson had to invent the #2 pencil, first. Up until then, it was #1 or nothin'.

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This story can't be right. It was just yesterday Off-the-Mark LeVin said it's very hard to transfer into an Ivy League school. His theory was that Mr. Obama claimed foreign birth to gain some sort of admissions edge.

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So Mr. Pollack is an African-American, huh?

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Chuck Schumer got 800s on his SATs. Really.

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Assholes.

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Meh, so did I. Which pretty well invalidates <i>that</i> metric.

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Not exactly spinning ... it's more like a slow rotation.

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Farm animals, on average, have higher standards than that.

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Gingrich may have aced his SATs. Would he be a better Preznit for it?

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No I didn't. The gay porn...duh!

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<i>"If Obama’s SAT scores were near the average..."</i>

And if your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.

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I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

75 Conspiracy theory books; 50 Romance; 25 Agitprop.

Wait, what was that about the gay porn ... ?

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Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria ...

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The Briebart personal library contains 3 varieties of books: conspiracy theories, agitprop, and romances. There are a total of 150 books. There are 3 times as many conspiracy theories as agitprop and twice as many romance as agitprop. How many of each variety are there?

Did you remember to carry the gay porn? If so, how retarded are Briebart's fans?

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