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The Quirk's avatar

I can say all that w/ just my finger.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

From <i>The Onion:</i> <a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/god-distances-self-from-christian-right,30087\/" target="_blank">God Distances Self from Christian Right</a>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He ignored that memo, "Hurricane Sandy determined to attack U.S."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's standing his ground. Which helps keep New Jersey from being washed out to sea.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Well, the conservatards could blame this storm on the gheys ... but say it ironically. That would be hylarious.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

They wouldn't be able to recognize a joke if it came right up and asked them to vote for him.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>See, you can't really turn this around</i>

Maybe not, but if you take out all that "making sense" and "following logic" stuff, then what have you got, libtard? Huh?!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. -- Abraham Maslow

If all you have is a whirlwind of butthurt, everything looks like a tasteless tornado joke. --Andrew "De Composer" Breitbart

PsycWench's avatar

No tortured analogy is to be spared the hurricane of Ghost Breitbart commentary.

PsycWench's avatar

and it was fun to see the tables turned on those God-Smote-Ya fundamentalists.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

howzabout: "Look what global warming is doing!" I'm serious, but they'll think I'm joking.