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diogenez's avatar

Tricksey Barackses

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Exactly! Obama wasn't there that day. Yet, the Japanese didn't bomb Kenya.Coincidence? Or conspiracy?

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malsperanza's avatar

Or, as Ayn Rand said, War Is Peace! Freedom Is Slavery! Ignorance Is Strength!

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malsperanza's avatar

Downloaded, tx.

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bobbert's avatar

<strike>,,, money spigots </strike> lobbyists ...

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bobbert's avatar

SHUT UP FUCK TOAD!!

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bobbert's avatar

Actually, they did try that. It didn't work.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Unlike Republicans, Conservatives want to stay upon the path where WINNING and today's rhetorical challenges are, like such as, to make sure backroom dealmakers and al-Qaeda insurgents can't take away our promise for tomorrow, where Barack Obama is definitely not riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Or PEARL HARBOR!!!1!!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Every time some Repubican is on teevee lately he or she manages to spit out "if Obama decides to shutdown the government...". They're hoping we forget the one billion times they previously said "we'll shutdown rather than fund Obamacare".

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Fartknocker's avatar

Let X = Reince Prebus Let Y = The vowels "e", "i" and "u"

X - Y = RNC PR BS

Seen any job bills come out of the HOR? Yeah, me neither.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

<i>Duck</i> season! <i>Rabbit</i> season! <i>Duck</i> season! <i>Rabbit</i> season! <i>Rabbit</i> season! ...

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh... hello? What language do you think they speak at closed-door GOP causcus meetings?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yeah, but it's The Simpsons 11th dimensional chess set.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

They think the word “negotiate” means “punch myself in the face”

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They were for the Heritage/Romney plan before they were against it. Probably all the sick and dead and unhappy people in Massachusetts changed their mind.

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