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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Who gets the leather couch? Or is that a tastefully upholstered inflatable raft.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

My favorite part will be where he tells his kids "You get callouses on your fingers from all the hot sand."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Bains Burgers

Edit: for the non-oldes who might not know <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gaines-Burgers" target="_blank">what this even refers to.</a>

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling Kenyan Socialists!"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

To bag sand on their beaches, right? He pretty much saved a guy in a boat once, so the answer obviously is "yes."

bobbert's avatar

Excellent. Do we get to see you as Egg?

SullivanSt's avatar

Same as every day, then.

chascates's avatar

Obama live presser: "I'm not worried about the effect on the election but on the effect on people."

THAT'S leadership.

SullivanSt's avatar

<a href="" target="_blank">Wait no more</a>. Or did you need it to be an actual congresscritter?

SullivanSt's avatar

It was the least he could do. Literally.

SullivanSt's avatar

Why didn't he suspend his campaign like he basically demanded Obama do?

SullivanSt's avatar

Nuts. I thought I had up-to-date comments, not even close.

fuflans's avatar

well to be fair, the rest of us have the emergency room.

SullivanSt's avatar

Mitt Romney really does get up early in the morning to politicize tragedy, doesn't he? I've never seen a guy in such a rush to find death and destruction in the desperate hope of scoring a headline out of it.

SullivanSt's avatar

Weird. Romney's <em>never</em> seemed like that before, not since at least a few seconds ago.