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Who gets the leather couch? Or is that a tastefully upholstered inflatable raft.

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My favorite part will be where he tells his kids "You get callouses on your fingers from all the hot sand."

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Bains Burgers

Edit: for the non-oldes who might not know <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gaines-Burgers" target="_blank">what this even refers to.</a>

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"I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling Kenyan Socialists!"

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To bag sand on their beaches, right? He pretty much saved a guy in a boat once, so the answer obviously is "yes."

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BIG helicopters.

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Excellent. Do we get to see you as Egg?

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Same as every day, then.

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Obama live presser: "I'm not worried about the effect on the election but on the effect on people."

THAT'S leadership.

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<a href="" target="_blank">Wait no more</a>. Or did you need it to be an actual congresscritter?

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It was the least he could do. Literally.

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Why didn't he suspend his campaign like he basically demanded Obama do?

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Nuts. I thought I had up-to-date comments, not even close.

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well to be fair, the rest of us have the emergency room.

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Mitt Romney really does get up early in the morning to politicize tragedy, doesn't he? I've never seen a guy in such a rush to find death and destruction in the desperate hope of scoring a headline out of it.

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Weird. Romney's <em>never</em> seemed like that before, not since at least a few seconds ago.

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