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diogenez's avatar

Don't mess with Big Bird - he will shit in your mouth while you sleep.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

I learned how to tie my shoes by watching him.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well, the unspoken subtext was "I hate Frontline and will be glad to defund it"

And losing Frontline would be a national tragedy, besides the national tragedy that almost no one watches it.

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

I was expecting this Mr. Rogers. <a href="http://i.crackedcdn.com/php..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/2/0/1...">http://i.crackedcdn.com/php...

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I believe Cornflake Especially and Bob Dog have dropped out of the workforce by now.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Colonel Sanders?

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Mitt has officially lost the Furry vote.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

You get actual programs on PBS? In San Francisco it's just people sitting at a bank of telephone while someone in front of them says "Send us money and we'll send you a tote bag" 24/7. They used to have Pledge Week. Now it's Pledge Year.

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