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diogenez's avatar

Don't mess with Big Bird - he will shit in your mouth while you sleep.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

I learned how to tie my shoes by watching him.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well, the unspoken subtext was "I hate Frontline and will be glad to defund it"

And losing Frontline would be a national tragedy, besides the national tragedy that almost no one watches it.

Paul MacDonald's avatar

I was expecting this Mr. Rogers. <a href="http://i.crackedcdn.com/php..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/2/0/1...">http://i.crackedcdn.com/php...

Spurning Beer's avatar

I believe Cornflake Especially and Bob Dog have dropped out of the workforce by now.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

Mitt has officially lost the Furry vote.

Joshua Norton's avatar

You get actual programs on PBS? In San Francisco it's just people sitting at a bank of telephone while someone in front of them says "Send us money and we'll send you a tote bag" 24/7. They used to have Pledge Week. Now it's Pledge Year.