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fawkedifiknow's avatar

J.L Cauvin is going to sue that fat toad Trump for copyright infringement. That "interview" with Kristen Welker sounded exactly like a J.L. Cauvin impression of that flying monkey-brained moron, after too many Big Macs and full strength Cokes.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

He’s a vile, rage-filled, sundowning, dumBass, hateful, sexist, racist nitwit. That’s been established. Been there. We have aaalll the tshirts. But I think the most telling part of this confrontation was this:

“… They're leaders. They're respected by the people that have to respect them.”

Yes, he’s ten year old who didn’t read the book book-reporting his way through the question but also? BULL and SHIT. The people don’t HAVE to respect ANYone. Respect is earned. And lost. That’s what keeps him up at night. That and the fact that he doesn’t sleep anyway, just shit-posts. He cannot stand just not getting his own way all the time. He wants to rule by fiat. He wants to be an unquestioned, duly anointed, infallible dictator and the fact that this country was founded on the opposite of that (and far too many have forgotten that pretty basic principle) is why he’s such a ragey piss-baby all the time despite, or perhaps because of, failing upwards his whole miserable life. People need to know their history, uphold our flawed, but important legacy, make things better, and, above all, read the fucking books!

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

President Petty Poopy Pants had a shit fit? Film at 11. Also "water is wet"

jltympanum's avatar

DFT is planning to be in Madison Square Garden* tonight for the Knicks game. I assume he will be roundly booed.

*Ironically named, since it is not in Madison Square, is round not square, and is a concrete building, not a garden.

Stuart's avatar

I saw my daughter perform there last summer. Aside from her three minutes, what has stuck in my mind is how the elevators apparently went up to the upper reaches, but you had to walk back down.

Alice B Toklas's avatar

“…a country will never be great with a dishonest President.” - President Donald J Trump

Huh.

GoldStar's avatar

Let us not forget he called our war dead suckers and losers. This must never be forgotten.

FederalHillbilly's avatar

He hates the USA as much as Putin does. Putin may have blackmail material on Tramp but he really doesn't need it. Their goals are the same.

Lemonhead's avatar

It's so weird to have a president constantly referring to the United States in the third person.

Craig Nixon's avatar

By now he may actually think that he's Putin.

Dementia is a hell of a drug.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

"Detached From Reality"

Laurian's avatar
44mEdited

The Rest of the World:

"Jesus fcking Christ America, don't just sit there, DO SOMETHING! Your Constitution gives you two, TWO legal ways to remove YOUR demented President. For the love of God use them.""

Anotherangle01's avatar

But, but, but, we like to cosplay Weekend At Bernie's, cuz that's how get all the power, and no one can stop us!!1!!!

- GQP, 2026

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Trump’s lawsuit against NBC for “being very unfair” to him drops in 3…2…

G-7 in Space's avatar

He'll just get another judgement from the DOJ...

Snarfyguy's avatar

"I got 94 percent bad press!"

The fucking press got him elected, what's he complaining about?

Damian's avatar

If he isn’t lying, he’s projecting.

Babe Paley's avatar

I think it’s hilarious that he loves to cite percentages as if they’re real in the way he does it. That’s like if I said my secretary has a bad attitude 65% of the time.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Well, she IS kind of a bitch...

jltympanum's avatar

"I got 94 percent bad press!" You would think he might get the message ...

dental floss tycoon's avatar

no one had a bigger role in his ‘16 victory than james comey and he’s trying to have him executed …

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Fun times on network TV. I'm not saying that the far-right base has dissolved, but, this weekend I read two articles about how parts of the base are leaving (and apparently running around like chickens with their heads cut off). One was about young people who seem to be heading towards being Independents. The other was about women are are disappointed that trump hasn't taken banning abortion and birth control to the extremes.

Of course what this means for future elections is anyone's guess.

EyeQueue's avatar

*WOMEN* are disappointed in him not taking banning abortion and birth control to extremes?

Who are these soft-headed fucking gender traitors that would vote happily for their own subjugation and potential deaths?

Antifa Commander's avatar

and apparently running around like chickens with their heads cut off

This part is not news.

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Between the fans need to cool the shed, getting rained on, and the Wisconsin humidity,

I hope the dust from those hay bales stuck to his sweaty everything, like it does,

and Trump had the itchy rash torturing him on the long flight back home.

42tontom's avatar

The Schwetty Balls?

T L Mills's avatar

I like the way you think!!!

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

That Peewee's Playhouse meme above just made me so happy. Peewee's Playhouse got me through a really difficult time in my life.

Snarfyguy's avatar

No matter what kind of drugged-out nonsense we'd got up to on Friday nights, the alarm clock was always set for Pee-Wee on Saturday morning.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

[in one household, we were required to have had (at least) one bong hit, one cigarette, one beer, and one egg onboard before Peewee came on]

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

- George Thorogood has entered the chat

Warren's avatar

Paul Rubens wasnt so bad, now was he? He was just a gay man who wanted to make quality children’s TV. We need more people like him.

marcus816's avatar

Christ, what an asshole.

IAmArlo's avatar

I thought I caught a glimpse of Satan peeking through his reddened face as he hissed contempt at the news networks and railed about “your country” and “your elections.” I knew it.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Good catch on the "your."