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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

You can really see his bully tactics on display there. Every time she started to speak, a rebuttal or followup question, he just immediately started talking over her. He barked the loudest, so he wins - or something. Didn't look much like winning to me.

Matthew Billips's avatar

There was a point in every war that lasted for years at which the war was only 3 months old.

TerseNurse's avatar

typically right around the two-week mark

Littorally Speaking's avatar

๐˜›๐˜™๐˜œ๐˜”๐˜—: ๐˜ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ'๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด. ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ'๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด. ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ'๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ.

๐˜›๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ: ๐˜๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ป๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ค๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ.

Also he couldnโ€™t pronounce their names correctly even if he knew who they were.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I guess he doesn't know exactly how long we were in Korea because, surprise! we're still there.

Warren's avatar

I was at the DMV in 1995. It makes a great wildlife sanactuary for cranes, because they wonโ€™t trip the landmines. An endandgered species is saved, thanks to the Kim family.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Dumpy got that โ€œrode hard put away wet olโ€™ leather faceโ€ look going on. His usual filler of Big Mac collagen and Fillet O Feesh Botox isnโ€™t working but nobody will tell him.

โ€œLookinโ€™ great, pedo boy!โ€

Warren's avatar

That orange pancake makeup was cracking on camera. Ever wonder if he is one of the Clayfaces from Batman?

Thixotropickle's avatar

๐ŸŽตSomeone asked a precednent mean questions out in the rainโ›ˆ๏ธ

And I donโ€™t think that he can take it๐Ÿ‘ถ

Cause he said the news had faked it๐ŸฅŠ

And heโ€™ll never provide any election fraud evidence again ๐ŸŒˆ

Oh noooooo ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽถ

Warren's avatar

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Jackmom's avatar

I think he pooped his pants

Hank Napkin's avatar

SHOW US ON THE NATION WHERE HE EVER TOUCHED YOU

Trump has lost touch with what voters are concerned about, Bartlett argued.

Erisian's avatar

"Donald Trump [sic] stormed out of Meet The Press this weekend, because host Kristen Welker was unfair to him, by asking him to back up his lies with evidence."

* This is what happens when the Fulvous Fuckwad sits for an interview with someone who not only isn't a stan, but a real journalist. Softball questions and prompts for him to go into one of his trademarked rants only occur on tamed networks.

* It's unfortunate that this happened on "Meet the Press" and not "Face the Nation." Had it been on CBS Bari would have cleared the questions to be asked first, then given them to the Chaos Agent-in-Chief so he'd have coherent answers (as if), and even then the interview would be highly edited to remove anything that even hints as being confrontational from Ms Brennan.

* Is Ms Welker implying that the individual cosplaying as POTUS might not be telling us the truth? That attitude is unacceptable and Welker should be fired tout suite.

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"TRUMP [sic]: I call it a military exercise because people would rather have it called that. Itโ€™s not a big war for us."

* Aside from himself, those servicing his regime, congressional RINOs/MAGAdroids, and his fanbois and girlz who would prefer the war be called "a military exercise" or even a "little excursion?"

* Ok, fine, it's not a big war but it has all the makings of another endless one.

fnord

Warren's avatar

Margaret Brennan is married to a Marine. If I were Mrs Weiss, I would leave a Marineโ€™s Lady alone.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised with Welker. Sheโ€™d previously done interviews with Pedo47 and other republicans that followed the Chuck Todd playbook of softballs with zero follow up. But she stood her ground. Maybe sheโ€™s growing into the job.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

More that Shitlerโ€™s becoming so incoherent and pathological that it canโ€™t be completely sanewashed anymore, not even by an accomodating corporate media.

Warren's avatar

Mmmmโ€ฆ.no.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Also, Trump's fly was open.

Warren's avatar

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Hank Napkin's avatar

Hay bale or Hey! Bail!!

Yvonne L Wilson Cain's avatar

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Iโ€™m still laughing at that little bitchโ€ฆ

Tessie's avatar

A few more interviews like this should [redacted] the [redacted] in [redacted].

Tessie's avatar

I notice he still managed to paw her at 6:22.

Warren's avatar

Like old HW Bushโ€ฆ.the horn bone is the last bone to lose sentience. Poppy Bushโ€™s caregivers deserved combat pay.

Tessie's avatar

That's the last thing to die on guys like that.

Cajun Kid's avatar

It is a little (okay, a LOT) unsettling how he uses the word "you." YOUR elections, YOU were in Vietnam, YOU, YOU, YOU. Not we, nor us, not our. He is really embracing the whole "I stand separate from everyone else" mindset--well, he's basically a Russian/Israeli stooge, so that tracks. OR it could be that he really does have severe mental health issues. Or both.

Also, it was hilarious to watch him try to stand up and then use Welker as a support while he shuffled off, shaped vaguely like a cooked shrimp.

HEALTHIEST PRESIDENT EVAR!!!

Warren's avatar

Long Don Silver โ€œWonโ€™t someone help me up?โ€ Right after โ€œThem what dies will be the lucky ones.โ€ Donnieโ€”in the immortal words of Jim Rockford: โ€œYou can only kill somebody once.โ€

el duderino's avatar

My fantasy interviewer: I didnโ€™t go to Vietnam and neither did you

Tessie's avatar

Mine would be more along the lines of, "WHAT THE *FUCK* DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?", but whatever brings on that big beautiful [redacted] is fine.

Palisadesoffunkedelic's avatar

Mine was "I know you are but what am I?"

If he's going to act like a toddler, we should just respond like toddlers since nothing else has worked.

Cajun Kid's avatar

"I wasn't even born, and you're too much of a coward."

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I love the backdrop, the dramatic rain, the crash out of the biggest crybaby in the entire universe - it's magical!

Warren's avatar

I hope John Deere had to pay NBC for the product placement.