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This is too stupid to even comment on.

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Of course, most of those numbers are artificially inflated via AI images, but you just cling to what you have.

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Wow. Defending the blatant lies of the kamala camp. Ok.

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Trump himself is a "fake image," from his hair through his bronzer (oranger) down that mile-long tie that someone convinced him would "draw the eye away from" his expanding midsection. He has long fought to suppress photos that reveal what he really looks like; we've seen a few partials but overall this may be his greatest success.

For Trump, the truth itself is "election interference," a phrase whose meaning he is busy rendering empty by repeating it in this context.

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Trump recalls how "Illegal Immigration saved my life" in Muskrat interview

I mean the jokes just write themselves at this point.

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/trump-recalls-how-illegal-immigration-saved-my-life-in-elon-musk-interview/#article-nav

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Dinesh shows his dimaginary dipshittery

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D'Douchebag aka D'Shitstain

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What I learned: AI can be used as a verb

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"Don't you dare use the word "party" as a verb in this shop!"

- Bernard Black. Black Books

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He's just mad people called him out when his operatives posted AI-generated pics of him with enthusiastic Black crowds (as if). At least CNN isn't pontificating about it at the moment, even though they just had a piece on about his propaganda event with Space Karen tonight

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did you see the AI pic of him with Black males and the one guy had three arms?

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If there was a legitimate photo of The Convicted Felon/PAB at an event, then there would be dozens from multiple angles and sources.

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You mean this picture? I also think his people claimed it was NY where there are soo many palm trees...

https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2024/05/fact-check-fake-image-of-trump-smiling-with-black-supporters-shows-signs-of-ai.html

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Right, I remember people saying there aren’t palms in NYC

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It's probably not zero, but for sure they're not standing 25' high just dotted around the city. I think the pic with the 3 arms you're thinking about was the AI pic of a Black MAGA canvasser talking to another Black man and the canvasser would be a great multitasker, what with the extra arm

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Chump laughing was enough to convince me it's AI.

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"rancid rice pudding"

Actually, I've heard that in some of those nursing homes, the clients sneak tapioca back to their rooms and set it up to ferment. Kind of like making pruno in prison. When it's ready, they bust it loose with their friends and wreak havoc all over the day room!

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There’s no sneaking.

*pudding pride*

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The dumbest part is when he said nobody was there. You can claim it was just two or three thousand and videos were manipulated, even though people there will contest it. It's too much of a stretch to say no one was there. I'm sure even Dean Phillips, the loser running against Biden in a few primaries, had a few hundred fans following him around. Plus I still see the media inflating crowd sizes for Trump, including the rally in New Jersey he claims 107,000 people attended. A recent "fact check" had it at 30,000 to 60,000, even though the area blocked off supposedly had a capacity for just 20,000 and did not look packed. They did not account for the thousands of people flocking to the beach on a warm spring day not even knowing Trump was there who stopped by for a few minutes just to see what all the noise was about and walked off. The city official who quoted 107,000 did it based on an estimate of the number of people who went to the beach town that day,even if they never got close to the rally. Just like his Bronx rally at a 100 acre public park on a warm weekday afternoon.

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Once you've convinced someone of a big lie, their ego will defend your lie against all evidence to the contrary, your victim's ego is now your accomplice.

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Coming soon to a theater near you!

Donald Trump in a remake of Sunset Boulevard! Thrill to the final scene as Donald prepares for his close-up with Cecil B DeMille, seeking the camera one last time before going to prison! JD Vance co-stars as the dead guy floating in the pool!

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DonOld and his crowd size envy. Pathetic. And Weird.

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How can she be ahead in the polls?! She hasn't held a single boat parade!!!

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“you absolute turnips” FTW

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Hey, rice pudding libellz! The good, baked kind, anyway.

But yep, TFG/Size-Inferiority-Complez-On-Stilts Not-The-Preznit keeps throwing out all these stupid claims about how Dems should be disqualified (Hahahahah nope) because of whatever lamest-ever-batshittery he or his gaggle of loons can come up with.

It'd be tiring if it weren't so fucking hilariously telling.

Nobody likes you, Drumpfh. Wspecially not "crowds".

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Rice pudding?

Really?

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YUP! *crosses arms, does "Buffalo Stance*

The proper kind is creamy and delicious.

TAPIOCA??

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He should keep it up. The more he ignores the actual truth of the enthusiasm around her campaign, the less he is inclined to do anything about it. Plus, his wacky base already believe our elections are as rigged as Russia’s, so what’s the use in voting? I certainly agree this sowing of distrust is highly destructive, but we are past that.

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