Giant Statue of Jesus Bombed From Space By Real Jesus (Thor)
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A six-story-tall statue of Jesus' torso known as "Big Butter Jesus" and/or "Touchdown Jesus" -- because what is wrong with people? -- was struck by lightning and burned to the ground last night. The vulgar landmark was built in 2004 outside some mall church in the outskirts of Cincinnati. "It was made of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, which is all that remained early Tuesday," the AP reports. So now it's just an awful robot skeleton of Jesus' torso ... which is exactly what was found in Jesus' tomb on the very first Christmas right before the Roman Empire razed the entire wretched terrorist-filled provincial capital of Jerusalem.
Giant Statue of Jesus Bombed From Space By Real Jesus (Thor)
Giant Statue of Jesus Bombed From Space By…
Giant Statue of Jesus Bombed From Space By Real Jesus (Thor)
A six-story-tall statue of Jesus' torso known as "Big Butter Jesus" and/or "Touchdown Jesus" -- because what is wrong with people? -- was struck by lightning and burned to the ground last night. The vulgar landmark was built in 2004 outside some mall church in the outskirts of Cincinnati. "It was made of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, which is all that remained early Tuesday," the AP reports. So now it's just an awful robot skeleton of Jesus' torso ... which is exactly what was found in Jesus' tomb on the very first Christmas right before the Roman Empire razed the entire wretched terrorist-filled provincial capital of Jerusalem.