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I once went to an event at a conference where the speaker started talking about Jesus and running a revival meeting. I quietly slipped out the back, only to learn that it was a stunt and turned hilarious. I have a low tolerance for bullshit.
I’m guessing that at the hospital’s price point, it was a choice between jugglers, a ventriloquist and Schneider. Heard as they clicked on the Choose Schneider button: “How bad can it be?”
This was on purpose. The organizer thought this guy was funny. The organizer likely has a fuck Trudeau sticker next to his Truck Nutz. The organizer probably is a Sask Party supporter.
I actually came up with a joke for a hospital fundraiser, and told it to the Emcee. He asked my permission to use my joke, and it killed.
One of the top doctors at the St. Paul Children's Hospital was retiring. He was the Guest of Honor at the big fundraiser.
At about 10:00 PM, he was going to be surprised by the Mayor of St. Paul, coming on stage with the Emcee. The Mayor was going to declare it "Dr. John Smith Day" in St. Paul, with a fancy commemorative certificate.
My joke was, "That's a hell of a thing to do to a guy. Make it His Day in St. Paul, and don't tell him about it until after 10:00 PM at night?"
I think that's a much better joke than Rob Schneider could come up with, on the spur of the moment.
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I never thought he was funny and that was just from clips…can safely say I never watched anything with him in it.
But "liiiiibruuuuls have ruined ccoooooooommmmmeeeedddyyyy!"
J. Seinfeld.
In the words of Trae Crowder and the WellRed podcast, that don't hit.
His comedic range is rather limited, isn't it?
He was funny for a total of about 30 seconds during his entire career.
Ta, Robyn. I've always found him loathsome.
The "Making coffee" bit was just a rip-off of the 80's bit, "You can call me Jay...' that was funny for about 35 seconds.
"To be fair... "
Well, that right there's some grade A horseshit
To my eternal shame, Schneider and I went to the same high school, though decades separated us.
I once went to an event at a conference where the speaker started talking about Jesus and running a revival meeting. I quietly slipped out the back, only to learn that it was a stunt and turned hilarious. I have a low tolerance for bullshit.
I’m guessing that at the hospital’s price point, it was a choice between jugglers, a ventriloquist and Schneider. Heard as they clicked on the Choose Schneider button: “How bad can it be?”
They should have gone with the local band
Our local band is The Dead South for fuck’s sake.
This was on purpose. The organizer thought this guy was funny. The organizer likely has a fuck Trudeau sticker next to his Truck Nutz. The organizer probably is a Sask Party supporter.
The Dead South sounds OK Looked them up on You Tube Not all that bad
But as far as the Robster: talk about not knowing your audience! “They’re doctors. They’ll love antivax jokes.”
Sounds like both he and Richard Dreyfuss have been drinking the same bad batch of Kool-Aid.
What? Dreyfus too? Fkn-A.
I’ve never quite gotten over the discovery that Elle King, who sang the banger “Exes and Ohs,” is Rob Schneider’s daughter.
Really?? Damn, that is totally unexpected,I had no idea.
I had to double-check on the web that a) it was Rob Schneider and b) it was that Rob Schneider.
...who?
I just feel the need to point out Roger Ebert’s book Your Movie Sucks has its title because of an email exchange about Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo
I actually came up with a joke for a hospital fundraiser, and told it to the Emcee. He asked my permission to use my joke, and it killed.
One of the top doctors at the St. Paul Children's Hospital was retiring. He was the Guest of Honor at the big fundraiser.
At about 10:00 PM, he was going to be surprised by the Mayor of St. Paul, coming on stage with the Emcee. The Mayor was going to declare it "Dr. John Smith Day" in St. Paul, with a fancy commemorative certificate.
My joke was, "That's a hell of a thing to do to a guy. Make it His Day in St. Paul, and don't tell him about it until after 10:00 PM at night?"
I think that's a much better joke than Rob Schneider could come up with, on the spur of the moment.