Gingrich Declared Geekiest Candidate, Geek Population Promptly Dies Off
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Newt "Skywalker" Gingrich has been declared the geekiest candidate of them all in a new six-page "study" conducted by Scientific American. The criteria? Obviously not intelligence, but rather knowing stuff about topics including guns, stars, the Internet and science fiction. SciAm finds that Gingrich vastly outdoes Romney (second place, bafflingly) and Paul (third) in these categories. All three candidates rank high largely because of "ties to Silicon Valley," e.g. rich people with bold new visions of how to not have to hang out with other humans.
Gingrich Declared Geekiest Candidate, Geek Population Promptly Dies Off
Gingrich Declared Geekiest Candidate, Geek…
Gingrich Declared Geekiest Candidate, Geek Population Promptly Dies Off
Newt "Skywalker" Gingrich has been declared the geekiest candidate of them all in a new six-page "study" conducted by Scientific American. The criteria? Obviously not intelligence, but rather knowing stuff about topics including guns, stars, the Internet and science fiction. SciAm finds that Gingrich vastly outdoes Romney (second place, bafflingly) and Paul (third) in these categories. All three candidates rank high largely because of "ties to Silicon Valley," e.g. rich people with bold new visions of how to not have to hang out with other humans.