Vainglorious turd blossom Newt Gingrich is running out of wealthy dupes to write him checks allowing him to prolong his hilariously doomed book-tour candidacy, so he is out with a tragic new campaign ad, which as one can see from the screen grab mostly features Newt begging for treats like a dazed zoo seal performing his one trick "standing around seeming visionary" for Callista's smartphone camera. Humiliating video after the jump!
I know. It's such a February 10th mentality.