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[front of card] <i>Darling, there are times that, partially driven by how passionately I feel about this country, and how hard I work...</i>

[inside of card] <i>...that things may happen in my life that are not appropriate. Like that time at the Sheraton in Alexandria, remember? When you kept scraping your molars on Little Elvis, and I had to smack you kinda hard? Remember that? Well, it was inappropriate.

Happy Valentine's Day, Newton Gingrich, Ph.D.</i>

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"<i>if</i> the defendant has violated such provision on more than one occasion and if certain requirements under the Federal criminal code are met." Leviticus 20:11

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The Queen of Hearts?

Oh. Beowoof already said Rick Perry.

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