Newt Gingrich claims to think big thoughts that no one else thinks, when really all he's done in his career is speak or rather be Speakery or historiany, which does not require thought. Case in point: back when his hair was big enough to better shield his ears from hearing the inanity/insanity of what he was saying, Gingrich actually
[front of card] <i>Darling, there are times that, partially driven by how passionately I feel about this country, and how hard I work...</i>
[inside of card] <i>...that things may happen in my life that are not appropriate. Like that time at the Sheraton in Alexandria, remember? When you kept scraping your molars on Little Elvis, and I had to smack you kinda hard? Remember that? Well, it was inappropriate.
Happy Valentine&#039;s Day, Newton Gingrich, Ph.D.</i>
&quot;<i>if</i> the defendant has violated such provision on more than one occasion and if certain requirements under the Federal criminal code are met.&quot; Leviticus 20:11
[front of card] <i>Darling, there are times that, partially driven by how passionately I feel about this country, and how hard I work...</i>
[inside of card] <i>...that things may happen in my life that are not appropriate. Like that time at the Sheraton in Alexandria, remember? When you kept scraping your molars on Little Elvis, and I had to smack you kinda hard? Remember that? Well, it was inappropriate.
Happy Valentine&#039;s Day, Newton Gingrich, Ph.D.</i>
&quot;<i>if</i> the defendant has violated such provision on more than one occasion and if certain requirements under the Federal criminal code are met.&quot; Leviticus 20:11
The Queen of Hearts?
Oh. Beowoof already said Rick Perry.