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Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Great ears!

weejee's avatar

Such cute buns!

/ I can say that here, right?

Tommy Mo's avatar

Chocolate Bilbies! Not to be confused with this:

https://youtu.be/1wfamPW3Eaw?si=3QVwxTXmQ1lXrC_x

In either case, Happy Easter

Antifa Commander's avatar

Lovely…rat-bunny ‘roo, scrabbling in the dirt. “Cute,” for certain uses of the term.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Jackalopes!

Nancy Naive's avatar

Nah, they’re real. I’ve seen one’s head mounted over a gas station door in Wyoming.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Alien rabbits… from Mars.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

I always admired the creativity of Star Wars for its made-up desert critters.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Bunny rat!

tehbaddr's avatar

Bunnies! For Easter!

The Wanderer's avatar

Bilby!

Bill be what?

Bill be waiting on the Friday Happy Hour!

Menotsure's avatar

When Good Friday rolls around

Which option is greater

Should a person pray now

Or should you Bilby later.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Oh lordy, those ears!!!!

And when I saw the headline to the tabs, I thought of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s

ciaobella's avatar

Bilby Baggins, what has it got in its pocket? A baby bilby!

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Cute! Last night, I saw a lady with pink hair and wearing bunny ears. I told her that she looked cute, she smiled and said that she loved to celebrate Christmas and Easter.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

I was looking up why bunnies, why eggs, because in the pantheon of christianity, the two- especially together- made no sense to me.

Found out the egg thing (renewal of life) dates back in messy potamia and surrounding areas for like friggin ever. Sometimes undecorated, sometimes grandly painted up even. The bunny thing was funnier: legit because rabbits are legendary for, ahem, creating new life.

Why the combo of the bunny laying the egg I still do not know

SkeptiKC's avatar

It's another holiday that the Christopaths nicked from the pagans. Estrus is an ancient, eastern European fertility celebration celebrating springtime and new life.

Hence the name, Easter.

tehbaddr's avatar

Fertility rite. Fucking! Spring time!

James's avatar

It's a Festivus Miracle!

Miss Grundy's avatar

Cadbury chocolate eggs????

tehbaddr's avatar

With the whites and the yolk! Who came up with that abomination?!

Miss Grundy's avatar

Wasn't Cadbury and English company? I say blame them.

RocktonSam's avatar

So then why peeps?

littlerice vice's avatar

I found out why the EASTER BUNNY hides the EGGS! He doesn't want anybody to know that he was screwing CHICKENS!

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Because they are yummy, especially when stale.

It's a hill I'll die on,

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

If you mean the babby chickens I assume because they come from the eggs and are also a renewal of life thing. Would make sense.

If you mean the sugar coated sugar...gonna guess because americans love some sugar XD

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

edit: though some liken it to some children's story. But some scholars suggest the idea was there even longer

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Every time Pedo47 talks about “taking the oil,” I have to wonder, does he think the oil is just sitting on a dock in barrels waiting to be loaded up into cargo containers? Does he not understand that it has to be pumped out of the ground first?

Fool's avatar

Gabbard’s in trouble? That makes three, huh? Is there anything special about these three in this administration? Maybe having a penis is going to be a requirement for a cabinet job, now that shit is getting serious. No mor MAGA-pretty* faces.

*MAGA-pretty is not pretty

Wookiee Monster's avatar

But will Putin allow Pedo47 to fire his girlfriend, Tulsi?

lordpnut's avatar

Only from the big guns of a battleship. Anything less Would be an insult.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

So, the injunction blocks Trump from building his ballroom… what does the law say about the giant hole in the ground and the demolition of an entire wing of the building?

Are we just leaving it as is, that Trump destroyed our property unlawfully and everything from here on out is a wash?

Seems to me he owes us damages and restitution.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

"How about 23,000, does that sound good to you?" Sounds too low, since the only reason she was put into place was to protect the Boss of Everybody, and to destroy his enemies, real and/or imagined. He wanted to own the DOJ and be its master, and he's succeeded. Guess they're sorry now, that they went after him and his monster daddy almost 60 years ago.

Bupkus231's avatar

WaPo has a column by Monica Hesse today, all about how Byron Noem isn't kinked, he's just lonely. That is just so much "sanewashing" applied to a "politician-adjacent" person ( so as to minimize damage to the politician ).

If he's lonely, let him get a dog. Oh, wait...

John_atx's avatar

Drunk Pete also canned the Army’s chief chaplain. Two star general.

Sherry's avatar

Wasn’t a big enough Christian for him? Guess he wasn’t so into the killing on the name of Jeebus.

John_atx's avatar

Black man. I guess Drunk Pete figured he wouldn’t be compatible with the increasingly white senior military

Bupkus231's avatar

Apparently, the chaplain was into revising what "religious instructions' could be taught to soldiers. So, yeah, one could assume Kegsbreath fired him because he wasn't as extreme a "Christianist" as he liked. One wonders if the chaplain was instructing soldiers on the faiths other than Christianity - you know, like a religious studies course. Clearly, Kegsbreath couldn't tolerate that. Who knows, if soldiers had a grasp of the tenets of other religions, they might reject Kegsbreath's frenzied "Christian nationalism".

Another question - why is any US military providing "religious instruction"?. Obviously, that vague phrase can cover a lot of ground, but don't we value the separation of church and state? We know Kegsbreath doesn't.

John_atx's avatar

Has anyone been following the reporting that Ukraine has signed a defense agreement with Saudi Arabia, with Qatar and the UAE to follow shortly (if they haven’t already done so.). As far as I can garner, this agreement will give these Gulf nations access to Ukrainian expertise in defense against drones. Don’t know what else is in the agreement. It kind of looks like this followed on the heels of Trump essentially stating at a public event that he had ol’ Bonesaws kiss his ass. Now, I am not an expert on Middle East politics, but I did work there for 30 years, and jeez, they are very sensitive to any perception of losing face.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

MBS thought the world revolved around him.

Must have been a horrible shock when he realized that isn't true.

marcus816's avatar

“Oh no is Tulsi in danger? Oh no.”

Surely, Trump must realize that’s going to piss Vlad off!

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Do you think he may have discovered that her only real loyalty IS to Vlad?

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Another ‘we didn’t vote for this’ story? Republicans literally say we should eliminate social welfare programs. I was stunned, in recent campaigns, but they literally say things like “Eliminate Social Security.” They mean it. Literally. I mean … literally literally.

PS: “por los dos”? Really? Not speaking Murican? Can maths be far behind? (My version of kidding is pretty low energy and dumb today, I fear.)

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Yes, but my congresscon (Nick Langworthy NY23) still swears that Republicans will protect SS and Medicare. Can't wait for the tap dance he does, when he has to change his official script.

lordpnut's avatar

Not to worry; we can all roll coal with the free erl heisted from Eyeran.

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

I’d have thought taking over Venezuela’s dirty oil would have satisfied Cletus.

lordpnut's avatar

Stinky commie oil? Hell to the no! Jesus would spin your bearings for that.

DogParent's avatar

Okay, "Bette Midler Sings the Woody Guthrie Songbook" simply needs to happen.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Apparently Lori Chavez-DeRemer as well, so he's just getting rid of all the women. (Not to defend them, but it's the only way he could make his regime even grosser, so he's going for it)

Shallow state's avatar

I take absolutely no satisfaction in Bondi getting shitcanned. She will absolutely land softly in some very handsomely compensated right-wing sinecure or other, as do all the shitcanned shitheels. She has been absolutely instrumental in sending this country down the path of ruin. She is nothing less than a traitor and deserves the consequences of being one. It should be noted here that I oppose the death penalty, full stop.

rawrtigerlily's avatar

If we can subpoena Hillary Clinton to testify under oath about the Epstein files… I see no reason why Bondi can’t keep being subpoenaed and investigated in the future.

LOU LOU's avatar

having females in positions of power is contradictory to project 2025, heritage founders agenda. This is all about regressing the culture so only white males are in power. It worked incredibly well so the heritage aligned people think it can be done again, but no way we are going back baby- we’ve come such a long way!

littlerice vice's avatar

What happened to those cool cigarettes made just for GURRLS back in the 70s?

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

They need to be actively exposed as the traitors they are.

LOU LOU's avatar

Well it is so exposed, like the nose on our face, but people can’t see it and discern accurately when they are full of bias. Education to teach people how to discern from a young age would be hugely helpful, but we know that those in power over funding, and thus curriculums will not allow that to happen. Those who are capable learn to discern themselves, and I think many have, and this is a game changer. Once our mind perceives what is self-evident we can’t go back to believing and supporting the rancid gobbly goop the ruling culture expects us to adopt, without question.