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He drones on.

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Rand Paul plans on keeping this constitutional by printing the Miranda Rights on the missle.

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<i>"...I don’t care if a drone kills him or a policeman kills him."</i>

To Rand "Life Begins at Conception" Paul, the important thing is that he gets killed.

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I also wouldn't care if a drone kills someone who buys those shitty flavored vodkas.

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If he robs a guns and liquor store and only gets $50, we should just laugh. Perhaps hit him in the face with a pie (via drone).

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“If someone comes out of a pension fund with a golden parachute and $50,000,000, I don’t care if a drone kills him or a policeman kills him,”

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