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Mormos's avatar

They teach us how to question assumptions; to wonder why something is the way it is, and how we can make it better. And they remind us that there’s always something more to learn, and to try, and to discover, and to imagine — and that it’s never too early, or too late to create or discover something new.

A-fucking-men

I don't always agree with Barry, but I'd sure like to buy him a beer... that gave me a great fundraising idea. Buy Barry a Beer - where everyone donates the cost of their favorite brew.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

You'd raise more money with a "Buy Boehner a Bourbon" fundraiser in which everyone chips in a penny each time the Speaker takes a slug.

Mahousu's avatar

Yeah, well, don't try that if you're on board La Belle.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Barista: "What's up with the blahs?"Customer: "I don't get those people."Barista: "Lazy?, genetically inferior? Lets speculate"

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I wonder how many of those kids' ideas Obummer stole and patented when they weren't looking.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I hate GS cookies too. The local group was letting us buy them and they would ship them to the 'troops'. I really don't hate the troops that much but if I was sitting in some hell hole away from home maybe they wouldn't taste so bad.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

When did girl scouts start sporting super hero capes?

docterry6973's avatar

I am suspicious of the cookie industrial complex but it is cool to see the Girl Scouts all sciency.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Did she design that boat for women, or for Liberace?

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I'm confused. Democrats would be delighted if Cruz ran, because he'd make the GOP even less credible, and visibly so. Republicans would be miserable if Warren ran, because she actually recognizes and refutes bullshit when she hears it, and she'd get actual grassroots support rather than the GOP blend of astroturf and crabgrass.So why is it even a question?

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Your mouth to God(dess)'s ear.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

I buy them and send them to the troops :)

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I think Starbucks deserved all the ridicule it got, but I wonder why the race-relations thing was so widely mocked, while that "Create Jobs for USA" bullshit from about two years ago just passed by unnoticed. Especially since the Starbucks CEO had just got done firing a few thousand people.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

He seems to talk about stroking his pen a lot, doesn't he?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Because false equivalence is all they've got.