Today in "dumb and kind of sexist ways to get fired from your job because of Facebook," we submit one Laraine Cook, erstwhile girls' basketball coach from Pocatello High School in Idaho.
My first year teaching, my department head was the football coach, and he had me covering his classes so that he could do football stuff. He also told me not to bother him with anything until football season was over.
I hate football. Our "unbeatable" team lost last week, and the season is over. Ah, how sad. No more 5 minute game recaps on the Monday announcements.
Why is it that school boards or superintendents that receive dumb ass complaints from one or two (probably anonymous) people, don't shrug their shoulders and say, "We have reviewed your complaint. We find it to be completely irrelevant to this person's ability to do his or her job effectively. You, sir or madam on the other hand, need to find a hobby other than projecting your personal hang-ups onto other people. We suggest that you masturbate more often. Also allow yourself to enjoy it. Just don't do it in public, please. We do have our limits."
It won't be long, mark my words, until school employees are not content merely posting pictures of a sexual nature. No, those people will ACTUALLY BE HAVING SEX!
Adults who come into contact with children in any way should never do such nasty things.
And then try explaining the tan lines.
Well, it just shows what can happen when women walk up and shove their ta-tas into mens' outstretched and cupped hands.
cradle robber much?
This is all too similar to the way it has been in high school for years and years and years.
A young lady gets knocked up and she isn't allowed to go to graduation and receive her diploma with her class.
The boy who did it waltzes right in with everybody else.
My first year teaching, my department head was the football coach, and he had me covering his classes so that he could do football stuff. He also told me not to bother him with anything until football season was over.
I hate football. Our "unbeatable" team lost last week, and the season is over. Ah, how sad. No more 5 minute game recaps on the Monday announcements.
Yeah, I thought that too. If he started winning championships in 1982, he's mid-50's at least...
Normally I abhor sports metaphors but I couldn't resist.
This is a surprisingly racy photo, coming from the heart of Mormonville.
Second base, dude. Boob touching is <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex" target="_blank">second base.</a>
I don&#039;t know I always went for the boobs first.
The hand is serving as sunscreen. Try that line.
Vacationing in Italy? Wow, football coaching must pay a lot better than just plain teaching.
Note: Even the winning-est HS coach in Ontario gets nothing, zilch, nada for that coaching. All extra-curricular is strictly volunteer here.
ETA: Nice photobomb.
Why is it that school boards or superintendents that receive dumb ass complaints from one or two (probably anonymous) people, don&#039;t shrug their shoulders and say, &quot;We have reviewed your complaint. We find it to be completely irrelevant to this person&#039;s ability to do his or her job effectively. You, sir or madam on the other hand, need to find a hobby other than projecting your personal hang-ups onto other people. We suggest that you masturbate more often. Also allow yourself to enjoy it. Just don&#039;t do it in public, please. We do have our limits.&quot;
Honk, honk.
What is this world coming to?
It won&#039;t be long, mark my words, until school employees are not content merely posting pictures of a sexual nature. No, those people will ACTUALLY BE HAVING SEX!
Adults who come into contact with children in any way should never do such nasty things.
Karma is a bitch. In 10 years time, his boobs will be bigger than hers.