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This is when you decide to tell people you just did that "Send Wonket Moneyz" in an <i>ironic</i> way.

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One time at feminism camp, I stuck a virtual Weiner up my pussy.

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Newsletter?

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Having just spent a couple of hours with my kid assembling an IKEA item, ISWYDT.

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Some times I think the Islamists have a point when they say Western civilization is depraved. But then I get over it.

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A sad star-nosed mole?

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Sometimes it does make me wonder how it can be that <i>we're</i> the ones who reproduce.

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1."It’s important to pretend like you’re thinking about them 24/7 throughout the day. 4. "Wait maybe two days before responding. Don’t respond to anything immediately, ever. Even if you get it immediately, don’t respond."

Fuck this woman is stupid.

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Every time I think we've hit the nadir of popular culture, someone like this comes along, and I realize that we are still just on the coastal shelf, and haven't even seen the abyss yet...

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Well that was pretty creepy...

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This post earns an FQ of 3.5.

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or butthead texting

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I don't trust groomers. You tell them not to do the anal gland thing, but they always do it anyways.

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I get it now- this is more satire from the Daily Crawler

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Ra ra ree! Kick 'em in the knee!

Ra ra ras! Kick 'em in the... other knee!

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1. Dishonesty. 2. ???? 3. Profit.

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